50 bucks? What do you get for that? Nothing?

Hi, I wanted to give a sincere thank you to pretty Stephanie🥰 Thanks to her Paula Poundstone and Mo Collins know I'm a person😃 They acknowledge my affections and even right back to me🤏 I'm still sad pretty Stephanie doesn't need me to stroke her, but I'm really happy she has a real life stroker☺️
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In this administration, HR stands for Hold my Riesling.

I have more but this site doesn't let anything longer than like 40 second videos be posted🤦‍♂️

She recently got a girlfriend so she hasn't read one in two weeks😅 I guess she doesn't need me to stroke her since she has a real stroker😅

Love it😅

It's fun😅

She does a lot, I'm part of the show now😅 I wrote one and kept on writing😂

This one's funny😅 I wrote this😂

😃 That's me

I write a lesbian radio host love letters everyday, so...

Same. He never talks about girls, never had a girlfriend, not even a kiss. He doesn't show interest in guys either, maybe it's the internet thing or something🤷‍♂️ I hade my heart broken 3 times by the time I was 18😅 I think he's doin it right. First things first! I wanna be him when I grow up😃

I'm sad cuz I'm an idiot not because you're an awkward anti-social freakshow😂

JK, I like you🤗

That's what I'm talking about! Same kind of kid. Let's get um together😃 kinda serious, he's a great nice young man, 6 feet tall and he'll make money too😁 1480! Nice. I'm not sure what he got on that one🤔 We didn't pursue scholarships enough, maybe that's how I fucked up😢 I suck, but I can fix it.

Right...I'm gonna push next year👍 he got grants that helped, but holy shit, state Scholar all that stuff. I think I screwed up but I can fix it😠 two years free I hope. If it's books or cigarettes I'm gonna have to let him go😭

Thanks, but I really feel like I'm screwing this up. I'm getting sad. But he'll be rich no matter what, I have to keep that in mind. I do my best, but my best sucks sometimes🙂

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That's what I've been saying! I don't get it! Summa cum laude and 2nd in his class seems like free everything! I'm doing something wrong🤦‍♂️ He didn't have any extra currilicular acitvities and he said that effected scholarships. But come on. He LITERALLY got all A's all through high school. 5.4GPA!

If it doesn't work out with her, just know you always have a nice, thoughtful, trump hating, adoring freakshow who thinks you're a hot tamale🤗

I'm going to apply at Lowe's to see if they'll give me some hours to act like I know the difference between nails😆

He got accepted to really expensive ivy league schools, but wants to stay in illinois. I feel like a bad dad for not making him go, but I'm not a millionaire guy and he seems happy so fuck it. He'll still be really well off with his engineering degree so🤷‍♂️ I love him so much I could puke🤮

That little guy in North Korea must be jealous.

I just got turned down for a job at meijer😆 I didn't even want it😂 I needed more money because I realized my son needs books for another three years. What the fuck is that about! How does that not come with tuition? Brakes come with the fucking car🤬

I miss being just normal anxious instead of end-of-times anxious

I'm sick of pretending that Tuesdays don't suck just as much as Mondays.

They're so organized and intelligent I just know they're gonna get me😱

Rapists are losers.

Hope I don't get in trouble with the trump administration for saying that.

Speaking of demonic, Trump raped kids and liked it a lot.

🤣 coal

If this is true, why are we at war?

The Iranian government’s depiction of LEGO Kash Patel is lit.

He diddled his daughter on the reg.