But also fuck this show for subjecting me to Dudtok

Vanderpump Villa is such a mess (compliment)

Really spicing it up this week by making my bagels with honey rather than white sugar 👨🏼‍🍳

Finally gave up my Duolingo streak and am freeeeeeeeeee

Okay legs are wrecked

Ran around the Hollywood reservoir today

Episode 2 of Company Retreat opening scene is INSANE lol

Shoutout to Lehecka and his quads

Dodgers ate that up!!!

TMZ asks followers to take photos of Congress members enjoying spring break following nationwide airport delays:

“While TSA workers are wondering how they will pay their bills, Congress members will be vacationing for spring break […] Send it to TMZ so we can properly put them on BLAST.”

Right??? Give me ur lobomist info plz

Cc @ptklein.com and @midwestache.bsky.social

I hate to admit it, but the Tommy Paul camo hat and mustache combo is doing things to me

I had to cut myself off after two glasses of wine but my life has been changed

Yall have been getting drunk in airport lounges for free this whole time????

Forgot to download anything for my flights 🆘🆘🆘

9 years ago today, Zara Larsson released ‘So Good.’

How gay does one have to be to spot Dianne Warren driving? Sending her thots and prayers this weekend lol

a man says i 'm sweating while wearing a red hat ALT: a man says i 'm sweating while wearing a red hat

LA, sister. What is this heat???? 😰

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"

All Abord for Cal "Big Dumper" Raleigh
#WorldBaseballClassic

I’m sure, but it would also be great if the “show less like this” button worked as well!

I’m so sorry this algorithm sucks fucking ass I’m so over it

My cat:

So she’s not saying “boots, that’s my ego boots”????????

90 degrees in LA today and just finished my third world tour car performance of Six the Musical, ya girl is SWEATING 😅

Forget what I’ve said before, Mr B*ast is my number one op

Mental check in using only already saved memes