AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

FUUUUCK!! I HATE IT-O'S cereal

poisoning my entire island

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there should be a /dj (double joking) tag which is like the opposite of /hj for when ur joking like crazy style

The "teen girl squad" title card from Homestar Runner, altered to say "helvetica standard" instead.

beautiful women in my notifications saying ⚠︎ Forbidden

Bluesky WORLDWIDE DAY OF PLAY WE'RE OUTSIDE PLAYING AND YOU SHOULD BE, TOO!

Honestly kind of problematic for Moon Child to be encouraging parasocial relationships like that

If those admins could load this post, they'd be very upset

Video calling @celgen.org using our AT&T Video Phone 2500s! These are both analog POTS phones!

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Mattress on floor
Mattress on floor, Japan

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

the thing about bluesky is that it sucks but a social media site that doesn't work is still better than twitter

It’s fucking bizarre how people are acting like something from 2022 is something they can’t live without.

Like dudes, the emotional dependence on a sycophantic machine regurgitating nonsense to encourage you to stop engaging in critical thought and trust the slop is truly depressing to witness.

even if the site outages aren't caused by vibe coding claude A.I bullshit it's still really funny to show your entire asshole to the public about using an A.I to run the site before having multiple massive outages, really makes you look stupid

Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Make It Myself

xkcd.com/3233/

it's that easy

Meme image from Castlevania Symphony of the Night of Dracula saying "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets", however, "man" and "secrets have been replaced with images of bluesky's logo and an errored out notifications page, now reading "What is a [Bluesky icon] A miserable little pile of [Internal Server Error]"

the fact that legislators are trying to say that computers are devices that require id verification and tracking to use should put fear into EVERYONE. FIGHT AGAINST THIS.

bluesky decentralization truthers when the official infrastructure has an outage and they are unable to use the network due to this

NO! ITS NOT “(SPED UP)” WITH AN AI GENERATED IMAGE!

ITS NIGHTCORE AND YOU GO ON GELBOORU AND FIND THE HORNIEST SFW PICTURE OF AN ANIME SCENE GIRL AND USE IT AS THE THUMBNAIL

HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT

imma keep it 100 with you bluesky i dont really give a shit that someone liked the post i didnt make

tumblr post by "marglith": anxiety has you googling shit like can I check books out at the library

clippy drawing that reads "have you considered using your brain instead of asking chatgpt?"

🌐

#art

I occasionally get disparaged falling off positive habits (exercising, reading) but we get endless restarts. "Blah, blah, discipline, routine" just try again whenever. The next day, the same day, fuck it

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me