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'Miami Vice' Movie With Michael B. Jordan & Austin Butler Gets New Title Michael B. Jordan and Austin Butler to star in 'Miami Vice '85' for Universal, bowing in theaters Aug. 6, 2027.

It looks like we’re getting Phil Collins (good!), we're getting a wet, curly wig for Michael B. Jordan (I dunno), we're probably getting the alligator back (bad!).

I guess now I'm extra curious who Castillo is going to be, since that's honestly JUST AS important as nailing Crockett and Tubbs.

Thursday

The movie, right down to the marketing, is really going out of its way to make sure that it will age like milk in a couple of months. It’s just Facebook jokes, key jangling, and praying to god that you love Marlon Wayans more than any other character from the first four movies.

Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme

Let's, and I can't emphasise this enough, fucking GOOOOOOOOOO!

I think I’d like it more if it weren’t for Cole Young. He’s such a pointless OC whose role could’ve easily been fulfilled by Liu Kang.

I was hoping if nothing else Scorpion could carry the movie, but he only has like ten minutes of screen time. His fight with Sub-Zero was rad as fuck, though.

Geronimo!

Wednesday

I wonder if there's a famous Michael Jackson song whose title describes these reviews? I don’t know, drawing a blank.

A David Croft Multiverse Powerstone Style Beat-Em-Up, please. Mainwaring v Bovis v Artois v Mr La De Da Gunner Graham? Surely this is what Kickstarter was made for.

'Allo 'Allo! Computer Fun! (PC DOS) - Games That Weren't Ok, first of all - we're not 100% certain if the PC DOS version was ever released of Alternative Software's adaptation of the BBC classic, 'Allo 'Allo. There is an account of someone buying the game d...

This is such good shit, pal.

Side note: I would donate real, actual money to any indie game developer that launched a Kickstarter for an ‘Allo ‘Allo! beat ‘em up.

Tuesday

Rogue Trooper | Official Teaser Trailer YouTube video by 2000 AD

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The Legend of Zelda movie will live or die on the kind of personality they give Link and how insufferable I find him.

Brock v Oba was exactly what it needed to be. Roman v Punk was a banger, and the Danhausen/Miz/Cena segment was very sports entertaining. That said, 82 minutes of wrestling in a 218-minute show is exactly why I don’t watch the modern product and just listen to Jim Cornette’s recaps instead.

Monday

A bad drawing of Gabriel of Arsenal head-butting Manchester City forward Erling Haaland #MCIARS

That was fun

90 minutes of wrestling in a 240 minute show is an absolute piss take on any occasion, but it’s worse when you factor in the prices of those WrestleMania tickets.

I had a chicken doner kebab last night, lads

007 First Light - Title Sequence: Lana Del Rey | PS5 Games YouTube video by PlayStation

Lads…

I’ve watched no wrestling shows since Royal Rumble, but I *have* watched every Danhausen sketch. Multiple times.

Pic from an article about how to change Taskmaster

Switch from improv to a tightly scripted format. Replace Greg and Alex with Dame Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift. Instead of tasks, have a woman who aspires to be posh but falls into a hedge when a big dog barks

I thought that after all of Bryan Cranston’s serious roles, it would feel weird watching him play Hal again, but he just absolutely nailed it in every way. You can tell how much he loves it. He’s also incredibly underrated when it comes to physical comedy.

Friday

Street Fighter | Official Trailer (2026 Movie) YouTube video by Paramount Pictures

I never thought I’d hear Chun-Li shout, ‘Bitch, please!’

I got to say, the fact that Mel Brooks is 99 years old, and is still working his craft is so incredibly badass.

What a legend.

Robert Eggers’ ‘Werwulf’ Trailer Shocks CinemaCon With Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Naked Transformation and More Gothic Horror in ‘Nosferatu’ Follow-Up Robert Eggers' 'Werwulf' trailer was shown at CinemaCon, revealing Aaron Taylor-Johnson as the monstrous wolf.

Eggers is just going to dominate the Monsterverse that Universal has been wanting so badly but keeps fucking up.

Focker-In-Law | Official Trailer YouTube video by Universal Pictures

I did not expect to see De Niro's biceps this prominently featured.