I know it's early but is it too early to start Christmas morning drinking now?

npm install

AI can't generate ASCII art thumbs up.
Prove me wrong.

Zoom Link?

Back on BlueSky after 11 months of silence. What did I miss?

PagerDuty sent me a marketing push notification during the holidays. Only gave me a minor heart attack.

BrisJS should be awesome tonight.
* Element: HTML For The Next Generation Web
* Introduction to Canvas & Multiplayer Web Game Development - By me 😊
* Data-Forge Notebook v2
www.meetup.com/brisjs/event...

BrisJSmas Monday: Element NextGen HTML, Canvas Multiplayer Web Games, +TBC, Mon, Dec 11, 2023, 6:30 ... Hi Everyone! We've been really busy as we're trying to close out our year so I think it's high time to get together at BrisJS and see out this year with some great talks an

Ever wanted to write a web game? Maybe make it multiplayer?
Come to BrisJS this Monday 11th for my talk/workshop then.
#javascript #brisbane #meetups
www.meetup.com/brisjs/event...

A bad AI generated image of a baboon angrily destroying a computer

Introducing Chaos Baboon - Randomly wipes employee laptops without warning to test backup strategy & bus factor.

🎶 VPN, take me home
To the place I belong
North Virginia, default region
Take me home, VPN 🎶

command: npm init yes outputs: Whoops! You probably didn't want to run my initializer. Did you mean to run this? "npm init --yes"

Have you accidentally run `npm init yes` instead of `npm init --yes`? If you do, npm will execute a script in the `create-yes` package.
It turns out 32 people per week make this mistake since I squatted the package potentially saving you from bad guys.
#npm & #nodejs be dangerous

The governor from the walking dead tv show wearing an eyepatch. he looks at compliant data but the non-compliant data is covered up by the eyepatch.

#GRC life

A baby using a laptop

Yes, CampJS is beginner friendly.
Only 4 sleeps to go.
Not too late for tickets -> xi.campjs.org

CampJS 11 Not a regular conference. It's time and space to learn new things, relax and really connect. Whether you're a Javascript veteran, total newbie, into art, music, games or hardware, there's something for everyone. 3 Nights Starting 6pm Friday the 3rd November to Monday 8am 6th November. Tickets $370 for BYO tent $430 for a dorm room $340 for children

Less than 1 week until CampJS!!!
Grab your tickets. Grab a friend.
It's happening!!! campjs.org

My current passions are snacking & making coffee so this suits me perfectly

Like #JavaScript? My NFP conference CampJS 11 is on again in 2 weeks for the first since the pandemic so I'm super excited to see old friends I haven't seen in years.

I got dressed up because I'm off to Sydney to record a podcast/videocast for Sit-Down CISO Studios. Zac tells me "You look weird Daddy. Where are your pockets?" Thanks kiddo ☺️

Intro by #hashtag time.
My hobbies are #robotics, #battlebots & anything #maker themed with lots of #arduino projects.
I'm a software engineer by training (mostly #nodejs/#javascript) but now I've pivoted to #cybersecurity and #infosec.
I co-organise a 3 day javascript retreat called #campjs.org

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