colored an old sketch

A black table set with 6 empty white plates and cutlery

phansky pheasting on the phupload

Bluesky:

People are at their most vulnerable when they're flying a kite... The perfect time to attack

soz phreddy phazbear talking about mental health stuff ar ar ar i love yaoi ar ar

quitting my job to focus on my laundry

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

DONT CRY SHAFT???????

a woman with long brown hair is wearing a black top ALT: a woman with long brown hair is wearing a black top

T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E say it to my face you want to influence me ‼️

Dan lining up his dips in color order is like that autism baby on Wikipedia stacking cans to me

A panini on a panini press with a picture of Dan and phil in their tit hoodies edited in

no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet

A Bluesky appeal for suspension. The reason for appeal is a line from Mean Girls: I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this

the one trick mods don’t want you to know

fucked up girl tall.just absolutely horrible atrocious girl autumn. text over a picture of trees and leaves on the ground

it’s my time to shine

Sculpture of stylised vividly coloured plant with spotty blossoms sited in a gallery space

Yayoi Kusama, Flowers That Bloom at Midnight, 2009 #WomensArt

if bluesky fails, i will just stand in the street corner yelling my posts

me at the phouse

2 likes I guess you gotta wake up at 20 am or something

SAMEEEE my first appointment still haunts me for this exact reason

Most of my adult life has just been a series of unfortunate events I agreed to attend while I wasn't really paying attention.

you never hear about the importance of being silly

Poopoo peepee? In this economy???

call me lasagna the way i'm warm, saucy and full of cheese

When bluesky dies the true shitposters will simply return to the forest and whisper their thoughts at wildlife

Retail therapy is great and all, but buying concert tickets is where it's at

cool bird fact: a shoebill bird has a specific ritual for friendly interactions where you have to bow down several times and wait for it to bow back which means it considers you a friend and you can pet it safely! such a sweet creature behind its intimidating looks