A footpath sign, with angle brackets serving as arrows on each side of the words "foot path", so the end result looks like an XML or HTML tag.

Hoping there's another sign at the end labelled </FOOT PATH>

No but now I want to.

Yes to Gilbert Fun!

The Feather-Legged Assassins is a great band name.

Fucked around and found out, didn't he?

Thanks, I'll have a look at both websites. I don't have to figure anything out for a while yet, yesterday I finished a box and asked for some more. I was expecting a couple of boxes of 40 like usual but I got given a massive cardboard box full and I'm the only one who uses them (☹️) so it'll last.

@burnyourbones.bsky.social I've just found out that work won't be providing masks anymore after the end of the financial year. Do you have any advice on where to buy them from myself? I'm guessing it's cheaper and more convenient to buy in bulk.

I got left behind on the sponsored walk. By TEACHERS.

Bold choice to set up directly opposite a place that sells milkshakes.

Maybe the opposite of pear shaped is peach shaped?

When an article uses a photo of a famous person I can always tell if the photo is of them at Wimbledon. It happens more often than you might think!

Incredible autocorrect in the alt text.

text in a book saying "(1933-6), created by Rolf Engströmer with marquetry panels by Jerk Werkmäster."

name alert

steamy MM romance set in the online knitting and crocheting community: Heated Ravelry

I am sick of screaming.

An Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent mid-fall from slipping on frozen water ice while others are watching from the side and someone is taking pictures. The goose from the Untitled Goose Game is edited in to show it honking at the agent. This mimics how the goose would scare others into falling over in the game.

OH MY GOD MY HUSBAND JUST SENT THIS TO ME I'M DYING

I would say there's only one more sleep before Gay Hockey Show but let's be real, I'm having at least one accidental nap between now and tomorrow night.

There's someone in Norway who would get flashbacks from that.

this made me so happy

Bastards bought Blackwell's instead of it becoming employee owned.

That bin bag that they've left in the window really adds to the ambience.

A very close up photo of Fishtopher's face. Fishtopher is a brown tabby cat with green eyes and a pink nose. He is "upside down" with his ears pointing to the bottom of the image and his head taking up the upper half of the photo.

a little too close

Have you seen that while the plaque is covered by hoardings, someone's put up a temporary notice about the Swindlestock Tavern? It's written in marker pen on A4 paper and attached to the hoardings by parcel tape. I love it.

A rain-slick backalley containing two men, both tall and dressed predominantly in black, each walking a cat on a leash

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

@burnyourbones.bsky.social oh god let this be effective and not cost a million pounds
www.nottingham.ac.uk/news/new-gel...

can find a dentist to look at it.

I knew flossing was bad! Sorry that happened, hope you're able to find a dentist. I had it happen a couple of weeks ago and my dentist seems to think a temporary filling, renewed as needed is best as this tooth can't take a crown. I think that might be something you can DIY, at least until you

Heartbroken. 💔
I rushed all the way down there, trolley rattling, pennies jingling… only to find it was a spelling mistake.
No “Mice Pies.”

Utter betrayal

I’ve never known disappointment like it.

I slowly wheeled the trolley back to the car park, belly in tatters.

@coopukreal.bsky.social

If meownselves eyes do not deceive me, well, well, well my dreams have come true
Thank you @coopuk

* Counts out my pennies, grabs my trolley, and whispers… “don’t mind if I do.” 🐭🥧😸

The kids are alright.