Do you know why we’ve call you here today?

i made buffalo cheesy chicken with pasta for dinner!!! sooo freaking good 😪😮‍💨

to be loved is to be seen 🥹
my friend made a list of movies they want me to see because i’m so bad at picking what to watch 😭

my brain no longer makes the traditional spit noise when i read about it. my brain now says “hawk tuah” every time i read or see something about spitting 😭🤷🏼‍♀️

these are the vibes of my energy. what are yours??

a cartoon of a girl with blue hair says me when women mmmm im a girl kisser haha haha women i love women ALT: a cartoon of a girl with blue hair says me when women mmmm im a girl kisser haha haha women i love women

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wait so what is a starter pack i dont get it

do you ever just-*grips*

I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.

my fit last night as dope but it was too cold to show it off 😭

no one talks enough about how hateful people from iowa are. they’re just mean

so what i recycled content from twitter? these are new people and i need them to think im funny

he said “what da fuck is dat”

hello bluesky !! am Andy :)
migrated from the blue bird app! #promosky
would love friends to interact with!!
about me:
22
Married 👭🏻
NB
i love cars, music, queers, cooking, fashion, making and consuming original and creative content
MDNI 🔞🔞

HI BEAUTIFUL

No matter what happens, he's STILL a convicted felon.

FOREVER.