Tag yourself I’m “I don’t have feelings or consciousness” next to a smiley face

You've heard of M Night Shyamalan's Beach-that-makes-you-old?

Get ready for Birmingham's Bench-that-makes-u-gay.

fellas is it gay to... *checks notes* sit on a bench

I saw her tour last year and the support act was Liz Phair, truly a dream lineup 🥹

Hello it is me, your favourite fitness influencer

Tori Amos playing the piano

Saw MOTHER yesterday

Charlie suffers massive cortisol spike after being CATTLEMOGGED by dairy farmer CHADS

Times like this you take a long hard look at your life and realise damn, I don't even own 1 cow.

I got this today & 2 different ones about managing my herd of cows

The best songs by Tori Amos, as chosen by her | Interview Ahead of her new album In Times of Dragons, Tori Amos talks Best Fit through the psychological journeys of five of her best songs.

My third time chatting with Tori and probably my favourite of the three. A forever inspiration! ❤️‍🔥

Truly one of the greatest CExG songs

WHOMST, I am guessing an 8minute job or similar

My haircut updates are not very exciting due to BALD but got tidied up at the barbers earlier.

Royal Match ad where some sort of King is trying to hold rocks from falling on him and you need to solve some matching puzzle to prevent it happening.

I have no interest in this man’s problems

Never speak to me or my son again

Happy birthday (burrito) Harry!! 🎉🎂🥳🌯

Who's ready to binge season 1 of... *checks notes* Detective Hole

Happy birthday Joel! 🎊🎁🎉🎂

"They put some poison into his wine / and so they shot him til he was dead" - I know they need to edit for time but this was criminal.

Catching up with UK vs The World and they edited the Rasputin lipsync and made it not rhyme 😤

Hello I am about to start watching Heated Rivalry because I am passionate about ice hockey

*to the tune of the CMAT song*
I just washed the-
Jamie Oliver Tefal Saucepan

A little treat

Inside you there are two Finnish icons

Hello from the Lush Big Blue bathbomb (feat. Seaweed) - probs my fave one in the core range tbh

It's true and she should say it.

Watching How To Get To Heaven From Belfast and recognising the specific Donegal roadside shrines ✝️

Hello from this Lush 'Cold' bathbomb (which is good for when you have a cold, full of Eucalyptus + mint)

Yessss the tree outside my work is budding and i am JAZZED

Some very advanced & technically challenging cooking taking place: