the concept of democrats actually doing…something other than just tweeting snarky comments

twitter is down so now i have to scream into the void here

At the stonewall monument rn

seeing the yellowjackets milfs tonight 🙏🏻

EVERY DAY IS BAD

me every other week: hey guys remember this app

Good morning y'all. Do something today for your mental health. Love most of you. 🫶🏽

I absolutely want Demi Moore to win the Best Actress Oscar for THE SUBSTANCE, I just think every seven days Margaret Qualley should get to borrow it.

*opens social media*

*stares into the abyss*

*the abyss stares back*

*closes social media*

i need every dick van dyke headline to start with DON’T WORRY HE IS ALIVE because this shit is always scaring me

i really gotta start using this app more but it’s just so hard. it’s like when i made the move from myspace to facebook.

i love melanie lynskey

She is running the front office of an elementary school like the navy

😭

just opened bluesky and immediately saw a dick. back to twitter i guess.

hey guys remember this app

OMGGGGGGGG YOU GUYS I LOVED MAYBE HAPPY ENDING SO FUCKING MUCH

thinking about conclave. i loved conclave.

i haven’t stopped thinking about nickel boys

DO ITTTTT

SO fucking good

kinda sorta forgot about bluesky again but i’m here to say i saw the hills of california for the second time tonight and i urge you all to see it before it closes <3

LOL Mary pleaseeee

I’d count Mary’s rejoining #rhoslc as one of housewive’s most successful OG returns. She’s really leaning into being vulnerable and transparent this time around and it’s landing SO well with the audience.

welcome back 2004!!!!

literally. can’t. stop. listening. to. wicked.

she kind of gave “friend of housewife who starts shit during a dinner party” energy here

It’s so wonderful to see a wish come true that you didn’t even know you had

Whoa, Mama

y’all know this one? open.spotify.com/track/61nHdK...

she gets it

A Target employee came out and asked who was there for Taylor and everyone raised their hand and one guy (who was SECOND in line) yelled out “AND A DYSON VACUUM”