well you can call me peter pan then

unless you're me and pronounce "euchre" as "ew-ooh-chuh-ray"

as the swan-lizard, I greatly approve

Falafel! Yaahhh!

Accountability has been coming for him for decades. I'd like to see it CATCH him for once.

for a moment I thought "ah bugger, nuclear war has begun"

it took this long???

man I wanna get on your level dude, respect

my typical downfall is I fuck up the stack. hours and hours of reading hexdumps only to discover I missed a POP and it RETs to some bogus location

it's not stale and old, it's tastefully aged

optimisation: the forgotten art

extra flavour!

I always forget flamingos can fly

DAMN that looks good dude

yea them bastards oughtta put their money where their mouth is and not just whine and moan for forgiveness like total wusses

honestly the idea that being against zionism is antisemitic is the same as equating the jews with zionism WHICH IN ITSELF is a common antisemitic canard, ironically

sublime comment, on his part

CHAPTER I - The Mender RUSTLING BOXWOODS AND swaying yarrows enclosed the path as though a wall. The beeches stood like pillars, holding their canopies like a roof. Although she couldn't find the sun, the orange glow of s...

All right, the submission was approved. This is my scrapped book, then! www.royalroad.com/fiction/1595... I'll probably be posting one chapter daily (there's 36 total) just so I don't spam the fuck out of the site.

shout out to that one person in your life who's a singleplayer telenovela

dude moby dick is dope

that's hysterical

you could put that on the cover of DOOM

every time I see a bird name all I can think is "that's just made up that can't be the actual name"

if by sometimes you mean always then yes

Everyone noticed, including his cult, and on their part this is entirely intentional. They'll burn the world to the ground to rule over the ashes.

I probably talked about this before but it's whatever. So I had a scrapped novel languishing away in my archive and--anywho, I have decided to start publishing it on Royal Road just so it's not rotting away on some hard drive. I'll post a link when the submission goes through I guess.

der var fucking medister til 15 kroner i rema så du kan fandme godtnok tro jeg har købt ind, det kan jeg lige så godt sige dig

one can only hope they turn on him but then there's still gonna be the oligarchs to deal with after he's gone so it's whatever

og så pizzalørdag...og så pizzasøndag...osv... HVORFOR STOPPE

the ol' moss mario as we called him