When you wanna share the weed but you only have enough for one person. Hopefully he doesn't get munchies...
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Hmm I dont know if Id agree yet, might need to experience it a bit more before I reach a verdict~ ;3
Mhmm thats also really fun π₯΄ letting people try out your lil micro till they find one that feels nice under paw, taking them home anf seeing why theyre thought so highly of~
And the micros get to experience everyone who came in a special way, and one special lady thoroughly~
Maybe each brought a friend/micro who were put in a slipper and each party goer puts on a random one, so you spend the party trying to find the friend you brought.
Only way to check is to lock your guess in; if you weren't right someone else is going home with the friend you brought
#Sizesky
At the end of the night, after being shrunken down by your friends and Thoroughly used for their pleasure, they simply regrow you and, with a kiss from each, promise to see you tomorrow.
"You were too fun to use just once." One says. "Besides, who'll believe you?~"
I love just about every kind of size shenanigan, but theres something about shrinking that gets to me. Going from normal to pint sized; a person to a toy, plucked up by someone no different from the rest..
Haha very funny kitty. You can give it back now
A bonus of having a bigger (and heavy sleeping) partner
This is really cute Gale!
Being told your lackluster work ethic means you're gonna lose half your already minuscule size, or you could accept some personal 'hands-on' training as she places one of her heels next to you if you want to climb on in
A performance review I can get behind. Or under... and right up between.. or taken home during π΅βπ«
Yes of course, you know me~
And I know you, you're not some girl, youre a delightful bean id love to kiss the beans of ππ€ π
hey whats up
The macro would only get in trouble if outside people knew what they were doing with you two shrunken cuties. Even if they came around to check, I'm sure they wouldn't think to look in the clothes or insides of me or the friend I've lent you to, like a certain mousedog or big thick bunny ;3
I have these two?~
Your mid-50s neighbor didn't see you waving from her coffee table. She stepped out of her pumps, collapsed on the couch, and kicked her sweaty, nylon-encased dogs up on either side of you, huskily muttering, "Mama needs a foot rub..."
And, well...there are worse ways to get her attention, right?
#sizesky
It became a regular thing for the hang out to place two drinks on the table; one mixed with a shrinking drought, one with an aphrodisiac.
Neither of the pair knew which was which. Neither wanted to pick first.
...Neither could wait any longer. The pair picked up their drinks ..and drank.
Its all fun and games until the shared micro sees your nano ass and decides to toy with you the way he frequently does
#Sizesky Vore Yandere
"I'm sorry no one came, honey." Your oversized partner leans over you, nuzzling against the side of your head. "At least I'm here for you."
Pressing into the back of your seat, muffled by the body that contains them, are the friends you invited. Or whats left of them.
Was glad to manage to catch ya right at the end! Hope you had a good lil party π and hopefully next time I'll be able to get there earlier than four hours in haha
#Sizesky
"It says the guy we turn the quest into is right... here?"
Weirdly when you move, the marker moves too, leading you to move and spin in circles for minutes searching for the guy you give "The shrink cure" to- Oh.
Lifting up your foot, you find your goal, plastered to your sole.
Hes a big playful kitty and you are *so* mouse sized
Unpictured is the first attempt at the cards, which included Justin whos name was lopsided and description was just 'Woof'
For more examples, here's the other four I did. Love these goobers
Avg size is self-explanatory, Playfulness is likelihood of stealing a micro after seeing them, possessiveness is likelihood of keeping said micro. Lethality is likelihood of of that micro not even being able to be returned.
Yes I made this in paint, yes we argued a lot about it. Fun as fuck tho
Four cards ranking me and my friends Autumn, Brooke and Umbriel on scales of Average Size, Playfulness, Possessiveness and Lethality, with a small description on each.
Got bored at work at one point and started mentally ranking my friends based on size and 'ferocity' which, during a convo with a few, turned into me making dumb lil cards of my friends in a voice call. it was a lotta fun surprisingly, half tempted to make more of other cuties π
Hey, gotta clear the build up somehow, it's just convenient at least one friend you're chilling with is small enough to just pluck up and use like a sponge. And either return em like nothing happened or decide you like their flavour and keep em
You've been the best doppelgΓ€nger I could've asked for π Ive enjoyed every moment ive gotten to spend with you and your cute butt! Here's to many more, Mr Hort
A test every cute person can get behind o7 get to stuffing ms tigbun
Says the tigbun who's regularly too cute π
Reaching the end of the movie, talking about it not being as scary as you expected, lifting your feet off the rabbit you've unknowingly been squishing into the couch cushions hard enough to leave an imprint