mfw (my face when) when a post is doing numbers (getting likes) on bsky dot app

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE IVE SEEN IT OKAY

that reminds me of Treasure Planet

I just start it from the beginning because I probably don't remember anything that happened

@zerihyena.bsky.social is a nerd

I am going to eat chalk so hard

"Did you know? One in three people are bottoms"
"I'm not a bottom"
"Me neither"
*both looks at the viewer*

are you a chalk eater or a crayon eater? real answers only 😤

(bonus points if you also ate pencil lead (ERM acksually its graphite))

@callmecarson.bsky.social if car go vroom, what do carson go????

no²

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

a panda could never learn kung fu. Doesn’t make any sense

I only do that because I don't think my projects are ever going to be big enough that people would care what commit does what.

when I commit to projects that actually matter I make sure to not do that. Thankfully my employer doesn't care about my commit messages on personal projects.

at least more than 3

especially when you write commits with thousands of lines changed and all you put for a commit message is:

• "fuc"
• "a"
• "cheese"
• "balls"
• "ow"
• "Why brain hurt"
• etc.

I thought I escaped compression hell by posting here, here's a link to the raw image bigjuicyf.art/8nMLDrC_i6.jpg

shoutout to the daily burber announced exclusively on my discord server

join at alekeagle.com/d

the example I call upon is using readable streams as the post body in a fetch request. It's functional in chrome (if you want to send a multi-part/form-data body you have to construct it yourself), and I believe it is now on the issue tracker for Firefox, and I don't even want to think about safari

I'm all for a more diverse browser engine horizon, but when chrome is the first/most stable implementation of a feature more than 80% of the time, it's really difficult to entertain trying to utilize features that are super beneficial for your use case. or to support other browsers in general.

my face when (mfw) the sky is blue!

I love bacon and dick

woah i have my own thingy now

what the balls