We're saying the same things again already Atlanta United needs to show as much urgency as possible this summer.

[sigh]

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Well that was nice

"Not even in my worst nightmares did I think we would have the start we've had so far," Martino said through a translator

The team bought $40 million worth of dog turds to put in attack along with some of the worst TAM deals imaginable and people want Tata fired because he couldn’t turn it into gold

W life decision

Another two hours of my life successfully wasted good shit

Personally, I think it would be neat if Atlanta United beat Nashville SC in their soccer match tonight.

If we don’t see a Galarza-Jay midfield against Nashville what are we even doing anymore

Imma need that third base coach fired

It's my first day as BlueSky's new technical engineer. Excited to be on the team.

Nobody post about The Pitt finale until tomorrow night. Thanks.

It's my first day as BlueSky's new technical engineer. Excited to be on the team.

3 thoughts on Atlanta United's Open Cup win over Chattanooga Sometimes it's just nice to see one go in.

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gently sauntered out the door

The best way to not get screwed by CONCACAF refs and experience a soul crushingly close loss is to not be good enough to make the competition. Remember that.

Away goals rule is dumb unless it helps my team then it’s awesome but it would never help my team cuz we suck so it’s in fact dumb

Did you and @mkstnr.bsky.social get a group discount at the handsome cool guy profile pic photoshoot?

3 thoughts on Atlanta United's Open Cup win over Chattanooga Sometimes it's just nice to see one go in.

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MLS PRO IS IN TROUBLE ATLANTA UNITED IS HERE

Jay Fortune was the best player on the field at 50%.

Team's cursed

a reminder about cup competitions. no one is trying to win them and they don't matter whatsoever unless you win one then they are the most prestigious competitions on earth and we're the greatest

is there any other kind

In all seriousness, I am incredibly jealous of how well run of a club Nashville is. From top to bottom they consistently get everything right and have done for a long time. They are deservedly reaping the rewards of that consistency now.

Gotta wait for the “search firm”

My condolences to Nashville SC on losing their coach to the USMNT in six months

Glad I put in that Dom Smith Jr. +750000 MVP ticket

Diego Simeone shithousing his way to glory, a tale as old as time.

LETS GO JON