Something about chicken and noodles with helle hot sauce 🙂‍↔️

anime niggas be SLANGING dick

When I lived with my grandparents, them trusting me to cook dinner every night was the highest honor.

I wouldn’t say better but it feels like an initiation to be “in charge” of certain dishes. My grandmother made me over the greens a few years before she passed bc she loved them so much. Meant the world.

Oh that means you got a grown up bag now 😂 those kits are nothing to play with.

I wanted to go to a NYE party. Bought my tickets and all but the way everyone is popping up sick I’m good. I like going out but I like being healthy even more. This is nothing but Christmas 2019 all over again and I know what comes next. Except this time is Avian flu. I want no parts.

Welp. My son finally got his autism diagnosis. Unsurprising. His mother’s child.

Imagine being outside when Bobby Valentino came out with “Tell Me” omg 🥹

My mama used to smoke these

Let me see what I can get for free on Facebook marketplace. I love the thrill of free shit 😭

I knew I wasn’t shit when I watched RENT and determined that Maureen was just misunderstood 😭

When that liquor in you how yall act?

Meme only

These niggas are UNWELL.

I want to go out but I only have one friend here 😭

When I said I’m cool with SWers, I meant only the black ones. Sorry not sorry.

Bulma’s stunt double

Finally done with this semester. Gave it all that I had 😫 nothing below a high B…of course 🤷🏽‍♀️

I can’t wait 😭

Yall be too freaked out for me. There has got to be more to life than talking about sex. But again the people that talk about it constantly aren’t getting fucked IRL so 🤷🏽‍♀️

More American shows could benefit from this type of run. 3-4 seasons is enough time to tell a good, complete story. A good drama should be like reading a book. A clear beginning middle and end.

It’s almost as if when people are paid decent wages they reinvest into the economy 😂…California FOREVER 😘

One thing about it though? I can write my ass off omfg. I’m not cocky about much but my ability to put pen to paper about any topic? Yes.

37 citations 😩 everybody needs to leave me tf alone for 24hrs while I rest my eyes.

Thank you!

AWFUL especially bc it always falls right around Holidays.

I’m taking a med break and sleeping for 3 days once I’m done with this semester. I been doing too mfkn much.

I want to give up so bad this semester I’m BURNED TF OUT ☹️

I was like goddamn I look JUST LIKE HER 😳

People who talk about sex explicitly all the time are not fucking.

So basically my mama gave birth to herself 😭 be easy on my girl she is recovering from a procedure.