Lmao yes

I would die for her. I would k!ll for her. Either way, what bliss.

I forget how problematic I was on this app

Anyways please go get a vasectomy you thot ass niggas

FELLAS, Tell women YES

Bih be in his ear like “WORLD DOMENATION!!”

I absolutely love skeets about that worm.

Old ass baby

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LIKE?

I’m reading this like, how did the Big Red Dog catch a gun charge and what kind of veterinarian are you to say how big he was gonna get???

Pretty women have big foreheads. 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Nah. No thank you

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Thanks for listening

That part cool with me. It’s the folk letting you down, participating in a system that doesn’t help people, waking up to an alarm, following stupid rules, people you love dying, always hungry but want to be skinny, pretending to no be depressed for meeee

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What’s going on?? Yall need me??

Being an adult is prolly the worse thing you can be

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Women should be able to file a class action lawsuit against the makers, inventors, and supporters of curbs. How many of us have to suffer before they stop jumping out at us?? Me and my car need justice!

As I was saying, they're literally doing "war is peace"

Not wrong

Babe….. who or where and how are you getting this information?

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Ooooh I’m sorry. Is there anything I can do? And don’t say thighs!

About ?????

Soooo, the workday isn’t over yet. I’m tired of this grandpa!

What’s wrong Jacey Wacey?

My spidey senses are tingling. Are you ok?

Baby what city you live in??

Voting for him

Please elaborate ?