"You know, -I- was God once."

"Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

“He speaks of love of his friend. Perhaps that love. . .-is- God.”

“Oh, how novel: a theory about God that doesn’t involve a telescope. GET BACK TO WORK-“

UNDERGROWTH - Sanjuro is granted an audience with the King of Decay.

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Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog!

The post office is not a business. It’s a public good, like libraries are and universities should be. To expect it to turn profit is antithetical to its purpose.

CANADA POST IS A FUCKING SERVICE, NOT A BUSINESS. NOT JUST ANOTHER CORPSE TO BE DESICCATED IN THE NAME OF NEOLIBERALISM

A Klingon yells at Captain Kirk, “Don't wait for the ChatGPT, answer me now!l

Always nice to see John Kassir getting work, though I’m worried the role might be a bit -too- ghastly. . .

holy shit someone's been in stephen miller's attic

You couldn't hold that against them, couldya? 🥺🐀

Who indeed?

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Congratulations to the Onion for winning the war on information

Absolutely.

Cover of the paperback Haunted Houses by Aidan Chambers showing a creepy old house on a lonely hill in the twilight complete with swooping bats

One from the vaults! Haunted Houses (Piccolo 1971) - a selection of famous hauntings and ghostly encounters recounted by the great Aidan Chambers

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

I came away from CABIN FEVER (2002) with the knowledge that Eli Roth and I want very different things from a film.

Like a film being good, for example.

“Plus they said you guys look like dorks!”

“THEY LOOK LIKE DORKS-“

Fistbump

#superman #spiderman

Bender STEALING IS A FORM OF CREATIVITY

The year 2026

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Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18.

“What’s that, a frog? A toad? Or yo MAMA?! HAH HAH HAH-“

*monster swallows Bender. Terrified Bender Sputtering ensues*

My studies make it clear that, in recent years, the public library has morphed into a community hub that provides all sorts of resources. It makes me proud to think of the library as a bastion of service for the public in a culture of profit. OTOH why are all these people in here! Go away! 😹

“Behind the wheel of this beauty, I bet McCarthy. . .”

“Don’t.”

“. . .felt like the King. . .”

“STOP-“

“. . .of THE ROAD.”

“AGGGGGH-“

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