Mario Karthausen

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

It never ends.... the canvas gets bigger and I keep squishing layers down to make more room

#art #wip #pokemon

P E R F E C T

Tower has cleared me for launch in t-minus 90s

"WE'RE BRINGING BACK THE HEADPHONES, JACK!"

The slogan I'd be running on

MacBooks would immediately roll back to the user-friendly experience of pre-2010, along with modern universal cabling and no dumb lightning or other specialized serial ports. The design would go back to being accessible, serviceable, and upgradeable.

The second I get home from BULLSHIT ADULTING.....

I also do ferrets

Silence robot

I miss the days of being able to roll a spliff the size of my forearm.

Don't get me wrong, I can still do it, just the fun of it is lost trying to hide a cannon that big from a freshly minted teenage crotch spawn.

I miss smoking openly and in peace.
I hate hiding shit. I'm a goddamn adult (kinda)

THE HYPE IS REAL

Merry weed Xmas to the homies who celebrate!

ELECTRIC BRIDGE DRAGON, YOU ARE DOGSHIT

sinners poster i drew where the title is bleeding onto guitar strings

sinners my love congratulations on winning best picture (in MY award ceremony)

I wanna buy a bike, but there is nowhere to keep it, and that's a bummer. Not a vroom vroom, a mountain bike.

I wanna be an outside kid this summer 😭

There are easier ways! Lol like a nap.

This is too extreme, even for me 😅

Do you remember being a kid and having that sickly "I'm too far from home" feeling in the bottom of your gut?

I absolutely would have thrown up everywhere, as a fully grown adult, watching the earth disappear like this lolol sheeeeesh

Tmw you wanna make sure they understand *exactly* what defeated their team, so you choose the weakest attack possible and wait for the lesson to sink in 🤣

#PokemonChampions

I truly detest the switch's ability to capture more than 30s clips. This was the match of a lifetime 😭

Imagine getting saved by focus sash 2 turns before this, only to have the entire squad get wiped in a series of one shots, to then have to rely on a 1hp Politoed to clean up ... and it works. Wtf

CM Unc & The Part Time Tribal Chief

🥱

IS JD DEAD?!?! THAT NECK COMPRESSION WAS WIIIILD

Starting off with The Meat™

#Wrestlemania

UNREAL. BROCK HAS RETIRED

Wowwwwwwww

NO FUCKING WAY WAS THAT SUB 5MINS HOLY SHIT

the torch has been passed. Brock is taking his shoes off

Truly the best street fighter of our time due to this one single animation.

God I hope we get a new Street Fighter The Movie Game with the next film.

(Lmfao also is this the last time anyone saw my face on stream? It might be lol)

Nothing would give me greater joy than if we got this exact same game, and exact same experience with a NEW street fighter movie: the video game when the next film drops. Nothing.

This is game is the best game that has ever gamed ever and its for the simplest of reasons:

Zangeifs stun animation

I LOST a round of this game the last time I played because I got flashbanged by his stun animation, laughed so fucking hard I had tears in my eyes and then got spd'd to death for it

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

"I tell-a ya" and "ah tellee yay" are phonetically very similar, and the writer of the comic suggests these as homonyms.

Hope that helps. Explaining the joke always makes it funnier, right?