Colorful illustration of drag performer Captain Dick Blastoff riding on a phallic shaped rocket. The word Blastoff trails behind in rainbow font.
Oh Captain, my Captain...
A quick snapshot taken by my first mate. π Soon to be turned into stickers that you can have!
A Dancing Green performer dancing with the crowd using green light sticks
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MY FINGER βοΈ IS ON THE BUTTON π΄
Saint Louis Drag show flyer for Klub Weirdo: Crimes featuring AsterRisk and Capt. Dick Blastoff on Wednesday March 18th at 9pm!
This Wednesday is gonna be really fun for Sonic fans, just sayin.
Happy birthday Bob Animal Crossing!!
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Cheney has fallen! Now I, Blastoff, am the new leader of the Dickticons!
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
Thanks for enjoying the show, Earth human! ππ©΅
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You two were a delight. I'm glad we got to chat! ππ©΅
Spouse got this β¨GROOVYβ¨ picture of me with @dickblastoff.bsky.social when we went downstairs and got to interact with the performers after the Dragsidia show! π
Two Dancing Greens with their fingers pointing skyward.
Dancing Green found the perfect dance partner: himself!
Five drag performers posing on a stage dressed as Sephiroth FF7, Axel Kingdom Hearts, Dancing Green FFXIV, Celes FF6 and Vincent Valentine FF7 respectively.
Another amazing Dragsidia show!!Thanks again to the fabulous earthlings of @gatewayfate.bsky.social and starlight personified @orianaperon.bsky.social as well as my best drag buddies for making it so fun! ππ©΅
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Very excited for this one!! I love final fantasy!!
Oohhh I'm so excited!!
And what if I played around at the prom just before the drag show? π€
A collage of ten pictures of Captain Dick's drag from the past year. From top left to bottom: Tenna Deltarune, Spamton Deltarune, Deadpool, a rat, the house from Wizard of Oz, a rooster, Gozer Ghostbusters, Emet-Selch FFXIV, Feo Ul FFXIV, a crazed 1950s housewife murdering a turkey.
Yesterday was my birthday AND my Dickiversary! 2 years of Captain Dick Blastoff and 36 years of the Other Guy!
a wolf floating in a space suit with its helmet off and flames coming out of the neck of the space suit. the earth can see seen among space and stars in the background.
magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/MSXF...
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Call them!
(From last year's Dragsidia performance feat. @dickblastoff.bsky.social)
So the police wonβt stop harassing me about my car and the expired tags. They have placed a second tow notice on my car at the top of my driveway. I need to get some repairs on my car by the end of the month so it can pass inspection, if yβall for a buck or two to throw my way, I would appreciate it
Tenna Deltarune irl being pulled forward by his tie towards the viewer.
Tenna Deltarune irl jacking off plush Spamton's nose...
Tenna Deltarune irl watching something behind the viewer unaware that his picture is being taken.
Tenna Deltarune irl having found Spamton out back in the dumpsters and immediately going for the kill.
Tenna drag was real last night
#deltarune #spamtenna
screen printing stencil idea... i am always thinking about soviet space dogs
πΎWe Come in Peace!πΎ
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πΈHappy World UFO DayπΈ
Brightly colored illustration of drag performer Cadaver Daddy-o.
Happy Fatherβs Day to my drag papΓ‘ @cadaverdaddyo.bsky.social