I hear the tong of my people!

Rhythm and Roni doing the Bridgerton 360 dance #dogdance #art #bridgertonmusical #bridgerton YouTube video by Roni & Rhythm

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This is one deliriously happy puppy.
#Dogs #DogsOfBluesky

Your dementia risk goes up 45% if your ‘peak activity’ happens after this time of day 😳

is it after you wake up, it’s after you wake up isn’t it

Taloyoak, Nunavut, man survives 3 days in blizzard with no food or shelter – then wins volleyball tournament | CBC News Peter Qayutinuak Jr. was part of a group of five Taloyoak, Nunavut, residents who were headed for Gjoa Haven on snowmobiles on Apr. 7 for a volleyball tournament. There was a blizzard and they tried t...

Northern people are built different :)

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Today in being bilingual: every time I see Swim-A-Thon, I think Swim-A-Tuna

An old favorite. :) Yeah, I just RPed it a few minutes ago. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR’s future with $80M gift NPR also received an anonymous $33 million donation in April

H/t @kimroper.bsky.social . www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... #NPR #USA #news #USpol #philanthropy

Baby Cerberus at Petsmart picking out his very first squeaker toy…

Tired of being invited to neighborhood potlucks?
Follow me for more #LifeTips

A screenshot of a white-on-black terminal depicting a 19x19 go board in ascii graphics, with empty grid intersections as periods, and black and white as Os and #s

It’s absolutely incredible that one of the largest Japanese-run Go servers, which has been running since 1992, is still accessed entirely via Telnet. And while most players use GUI clients that use Telnet under the hood, you can still connect manually and get ASCII graphics streamed to you

Baking set to opera. Found this weirdly satisfying.

It’s no joke ridiculous that any human can hit a 95+ mph pitch at all, let alone consistently hard—every slumping hitter we’ve ever called a “bum” had to be an absolute reflex/strength freak of nature to get anywhere the major leagues

Donate to Help Burger Basket Owners Rebuild After Life Savings Stolen, organized by Jesse Narkmanee Dear Monrovia Family, My name is Jesse, the only son of P… Jesse Narkmanee needs your support for Help Burger Basket Owners Rebuild After Life Savings Stolen

I actually know this business.

Please reshare.
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When you're 6'3", you and short ladies at the grocery store have an unspoken understanding. It's the social contract.

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

"Balls to the walls" derives from the Old English "Manparts to the ramparts".

ilyra repin, watercolor painting, the 1899 pistol duel between Eugene Onegin and Vladimir Lensky that takes part in Eugene Onegin, A Novel in Verse, by Alexander Pushkin

just found out this is watercolor and spent like a good five minutes pissed off

Still no flying cars. Still cleaning our teeth with strings

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.

Absolutely hilarious.

@missAlly_01 my dr told me to drink more fluids. i told him that's all i drink

Sidewalk Dandelion shot on the 3rd of this month.
#Wildflowers #SidewalkFlowers #CrackLife #UrbanPlants

An a frame sign on sidewalk 80s 90s Y2K vintage

Me just trying to enjoy a nice walk.

Dads in Ottawa learning to do their daughters hair #Canada

the idea that you can be pardoned for crimes you have not yet been charged with is batshit and nobody needs to pretend that it isn't

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

hello my betters, since we are flooding the timeline to avoid the horrors please peruse this very long thread I added to over a year making jokes out of the hypothetical of a couple of Jedi showing up in the Star Trek universe and how silly that would be (I get to all of the shows eventually)

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