If there is a wig in your soup, that's not yours. That's Soupy Synthetica

hi comet

I love to perceive things with my mind

Feeling excited for a 24 hour sleepover right about now

SO FIERCE.

What does it say about me that my new MR main is pink man in a maid outfit

Literally my soul

Someday, somewhere, somehow

Luck be a Kizi

Congratulations!!

What I bring to the function

I'm not old, I am just surrounded by people who age me

my eye is twitching

hi

Sorry baby, I just knew it wasn't Dan Heng you were talking about because he would never be a fraud. You on the other hand...

Girl who is my man

I'm glad you found someone you have something in common with. Rotten.

Just like your ability to make up a relationship with Capitano

Baby my credit score is perfect, can you say the same?

What you don't understand is that I only had to resort to threats after Comet refused to pay after they stole my credit card and maxed it out. I thought I'd be a sister and settle it without legal action but it seems some people are just fraudsters...

And that's why you're a chop and fake

Who's trying to start a fake bluesky beef with me

I live in a perpetual state of sleepiness and fatigue but I can't sleep

There is peptobismol somewhere it shouldn't be

The way this literally happened to me

All the way to England too I was gagged

@phaun.bsky.social Never skipping my tea now

Take her to purgatory, she'd run hell too easily

I add this to my evidences save-file for my upcoming article titled "K0met, a hero painted as a villain by the dreamscape mastermind"