It's a shame she's just a wife and not a person.

Beautiful day outside getting dirt under your fingernails. My bluebell is poking up. I don't have the heart to tell him that there's 8 more weeks of winter left.

BBC story about Chinese patent for voice-controlled in-vehicle toilet

And you thought seeing the dude in the car next to you picking his nose was bad.

We're all shocked.

Tulips pushing up! Yay!

Signs of life

Just put my summer tires on because fuck this past winter.

Space exploration is cool and all but how about we just take care of this planet and its 8.3 billion people?

Likely @tedblades.bsky.social 🙂

You'll hear no argument from me.

Got more work done today than I did all week. It's nice to be working on a stat day without constant interruptions.

Dug out the ancient modded wii and spent far too much time connecting to a modern tv. Converted external drive from wbfs to fat32. Dumped a few GC and wii titles. Good thing too, as it no longer reads physical discs.

31 mm here in St. Philips

Looks like a good time to make sure my sump pumps are working and unobstructed. Fuck this weather. Fuck it all the way off.

The ice pellets plinking off my window are drowning out my meeting audio.

change dot org is useless, inadmissible in the house by any MP. If you want to make a real government petition (including e-petitions), see here: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

a man in a suit and tie says yaaay Alt: a man in a suit and tie says yaaay

Snow.

It's around our area in NL. A prolific pain in the butt. That and ground elder.

Reposting because...corgi

fafo

So this is what a 36-hour day feels like. Not a fan. Not recommended.

What day is it?
#PleaseFuckingKillMe

a kitten is sitting next to a cup of coffee on a table . Alt: a grey kitten with disheveled fur is sitting next to a cup of steaming coffee

Actual photo of me this weekend. Complete new system deployment, with a billion Jira tasks, interfaces, functional teams, yada yada yada.

Only lost power 2 times this evening. Such robust! Moar powr!

Had no choice. The next worse thing to having no coffee is having no milk for your coffee.

Morgan Freeman: "You're goddamn right"

I need to pop out for milk, potatoes, apples, bananas, and an Oxford comma; it's too bloody cold outside.

A Cosmo robot with a mandarin seedling in a blue pill bottle.

Man, this WALL-E sequel is shit.

Took me several months but I finally switched dentists. My previous dental clinic is owned by investment group Dentalcorp, which was acquired by US investment group GTCR in January 2026. Fuck all of you.

Sounds like a high school hazing.

elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty chair . Alt: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty chair .

I have a dentist appt this morning and, unfortunately, I've had far too much fibre this morning.

They should rename the Labrador-island link from LIL to LOL.