I hate when the guys start talking about those ovipositor toys.
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When the devs pipe up
comm work ~
this is a slightly modified space marine dreadnought i found on ebay that is being further modified by me... for Khorne!!
i love this goofy stuff
#warhammercommunity #middlehammer wip
Buddy, they don't even let me fuck the Boston Market™ Macaroni and Cheese.
a tau battlesuit is a type of fighter jet, an ork deffdread is a type of walking tank, an eldar wraithlord is a type of dead wife, and an imperial or spiky knight is some manner of horse
The Weekly Roll Ch. 208. "Recommend with two Ms feels weird"
FIGHT ME YOU CIVILIZED COWARD
a fully black and white photo of the steel blast furnaces at bethlehem steel I wanted to do at least one in full B&W and try out tweaking stuff to make it look good without color, something I don't do much
a closeup of the generator hall at bethlehem steel this is pretty similar to the other photo of the hall I took but the closer up vibe feels different so we do it again, this one is desaturated with a little vibrance boost which feels counterproductive but it's got a different vibe to it
a photo looking through a hole in the wall at the backs of the generators in the generator hall at bethlehem steel, the bricks in the foreground are in color but the generator hall is in black and white this one is just for me tbh, i wanted to make it kind of like a portal to a bygone age and B&W felt like the way to do that, even if this place was still operating well in to the color TV era (the 80s) lmfao
a photo of a different side of the steel blast furnace at bethlehem steel this one I did with very vibrant colors compared to the rest to reflect what it actually looks like today, I left the color mostly alone but brought up some of the shadows so you can see the details better in the dark areas
ok i think these are the last ones I'll do, i didn't take a TON of pics but I think i made the ones i did take count :)
doing a little description stuff in the alt for these cuz character limits
"Sergeant, what inspires you?"
Walking Tank from @westfaliaminis.bsky.social for @trenchcrusade.bsky.social
Never start a project hungry.
#miniaturepainting #trenchcrusade #beans #nerdlings #minipainting
mecha nostril
yes that is what the mc stands for
Why the fuck does Affirm send me marketing emails constantly? I tried to buy a PC on a payment plan 3 years ago and you didn't let me! And now you want to offer me a discount at Temu? Fuck off.
Where were you when…?
Horus Heresy Space Marine Saturnine Dreadnought in Imperial Fist colours
First Dreadnought I've painted in more than a decade, but figured a guy this large would be a great centrepiece. Really impressively designed kit for posing and magnetising too.
The Harlequin Falcon continues. It’s now fully covered in diamonds. I just need to paint the rest of the tank now.
#paintingMiniatures #warhammerCommunity #warhammer40000 #warhammer40k #nerdlings
A very old resin venerable dreadnought from Forge World.
Another old dreadnought.
Some proper old school Dreads, painted yonks ago.
Sketches of two characters from The Pitt. Santos leans aggressively over a counter while Mel stands behind her sweating and wearing an apologetic smile. Santos says, “she asked for NO pickles.” Mel says, “i-, r-really, it’s fine.” hashtag mentos for life
why do I always fall for this exact ship dynamic
I'm sorry but you can't convince me that street takeovers and urban dirt bikes/ATVs aren't cool. If you complain about them you sound like a giant Karen at best, and a fucking cop at worst.
Flying machines.
Red or green?
In the near future you can order a real doll thru door dash and it just runs to your house like this
Xarl just wants to crack open a few cold ones with the bois of first claw.
Remember when they made Cruella De Vil a Girlboss™?
That was an odd choice.
Oh no
we are on the new acela and my seat is broken
Using cunnilingus to disrupt her OODA Loop
Knife is medium cool but very large
Same as @theuglymachine.bsky.social, I refuse to choose.
A geared steam engine rounds the corner on the anchor bay project layout interurban era is building.
We all want to drive trains in a circle from time to time, some people just like to repress that facet of the hobby for perverted, artificially performative reasons.
Sometimes you just need to zone out and watch train go brrrr.
It's very cool
Bob: Cleric
Linda: Fighter
Tina: Sorcerer
Gene: Bard
Louise: Rogue/ Warlock multiclass
Jimmy Jr: Bard
Zeke: Barbarian
Teddy: Artificer
Mort: Paladin
Mr. Fischoeder: Dracolich