Was just in a Starbucks queue with various Burton Albion players… some big slices there.

Bruno took Roy Keane’s criticism personally

Average. You?

Up the Zirkzee

Heaven looks good. Dorgu looks good when he’s not suspended. Encouraging-ish.

It’s like his brain is malfunctioning

I’m not sure what’s wrong with Gary Neville.

Mad how many restraining orders you’ve had to take out on that crazy bitch.

Shite🔴⚪️⚫️

That’s the look I was going for

Going out again. If I’m not careful I’ll develop a social life.

I’ll see you in the crisps aisle👊🏼

At Saino’s in Hazel Grove if anyone wants their face tap danced on @dockers.bsky.social

Have you got a favourite equation? If push came to shove I’m going with 7x7=49.

Ricky Tomlinson testing out some early Royle Family catchphrases.

Literally the very next game away at Spurs we suffered an all timer decision with the Romero handball but these people have had their minds fucked by United over 20 years so just dishonestly refuse to accept reality. No point engaging sincerely as they argue in the worst possible faith

Once you realise that Clarkson looks exactly like what you would get if you skinned Mr Blobby it’s impossible to unsee.

I would freeze to death

I don’t go to Morrisons so I don’t really say it.

This is like alley and ginnel all over again.

Yer what? What do you call it?

Everyone calls it Sainos around here, where it matters.

They’ve moved everything around in my Big Sainos and honestly, I want to burn the whole place down in protest.

Are all your mates just out of shot?

Not a bad podium 🥇🥈🥉

Having an enormous head as a child is a sign of virility.

Yeah I remember there was different ages in the groups. Us big lads who bummed the littluns had just turned 11, I think.

There was a time in my younger childhood years where I was approximately 50% head.

It’s all in the genes

Me in the Celtic away with my massive Fenian swede. Youngeh small and delicate in his England kit🤩😍