Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

New tattoo boys

did u know that trans women make 60% the average income, not counting those unemployed (meaning the actual number is smaller)? did u know we only got this figure recently bc no one even bothered to collect the data before?

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

Get Alonso. Gerrard, and Mascherano in at Liverpool next year.

La Salita – Valencia - a MICHELIN Guide Restaurant La Salita – a One Star: High quality cooking restaurant in the 2026 MICHELIN Guide España. Free online booking on the MICHELIN Guide's official website. The MICHELIN inspectors’ point of view, informa...

@yozetty.bsky.social just listened to the MinnMaxx show and heard you were going to Valencia so I had to race here to tell you that you absolutely need to go to this place for a cocktail when you're there. A trip to Velancia is wasted without it.
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me anytime i hear a k-pop song: huh. maybe it’s the other ones that are good

@oggypart3.bsky.social drop the Aintree tips

They've opened a Popeyes five minutes away from my apartment. I'm done for.

Watching GRAVITY (2013) on my iPad in the Artemis II spacecraft and shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I don't want that to happen to us

A replica of Thomas the Tank Engine being transported on a large flatbed truck. It’s strapped down in multiple places and the face portion is covered by a large black bag

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

Normalise shop staff telling rude customers to fuck off.

David Simon said it best

Science fact: If you took a human intestinal tract and stretched it from the Earth to the Moon, you would definitely get fired from NASA.

In an era defined by the enshitification of technology that was once useful and easy to use, there is almost something reassuring about printers continuing to suck shit in the exact same way that they have for going on 40 years.

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

The correct answer is All my uncles are fine

I still recoil like a shelter dog when I hear the words Pit Fighter.

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. My job kills you. Please,

Gvt & press: OMG stop 'self identifying' as stuff without a clinical diagnosis! It's woke.
Us: Can we get diagnoses then?
Gvt & press: No
Us: Can we at least get a GP appointment to talk about it?
GP: uhhh, does it look like exactly 8am to you? Are you currently on hold & lucky today? Then fuck off.

This is vile, but also a nonsense argument because OF COURSE if you have ANY condition you are incentivised to get a diagnosis, because that is the way to getting treatment and feeling better.

I am incentivised to get a diagnosis if I have a chest infection because then I can have antibiotics.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Anybody else meet their spouse/partner on the Jeremy Renner app?