(the exception to this rule being any Centurion lounge)

Before one became entrenched in the world of loyalty credit cards and accustomed to airport lounges, I had the preconception that they would be an oasis of calm and an escape from terminal carnage. They really aren't though. The idea that anyone would pay to use them blows my mind.

Predicting "British Themed Pub" and "Irish Themed Pub (Reprise)" make it in to my Spotify Wrapped this year #snluk

ITV muting out Sharon Osbourne saying "There will never be another fucking Ozzy Osbourne" at 22:55. Okay, that's a ridiculous choice. #BRITs

Compliance are beyond trigger happy tonight with editing out comments. I get that it's a lot of pressure to avoid controversy but seriously... #BRITs

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I want the people behind Microsoft AutoUpdate for Mac to know how shit their app is. That is all.

The man that inspired the story behind I Swear has Tourette's Syndrome and is sat in the audience

Why is the BAFTA's opening monologue SO awkward and hollow? #BAFTAs

Good to know the menswear sector is going for the reliability angle this morning. Shirts *tick*, trousers *tick*, just need some reliable shoes now and I'm sorted...

Look I know business is business but these fees are such shit value for a meal for two coming from a Nando's 10 minutes drive away... (and don't start with the "go and pick it up then" argument)

I'm all for energy saving, but surely enough of us have sat in the dark in an office now to understand that sensor-lighting in offices doesn't work as intended. 😶

Last night I ordered a vinyl at 22:13 on Amazon. Went to bed and woke up this morning at 07:30 and it had been delivered to my doorstep.

What is the meaning of this sorcery... 😲

Not sure why everyone thought Jack was gay, he has textbook straight man River Island vibes #TheTraitors

Sat in the office today and there's someone I don't know sat on the desk nearby HUMMING. CONSTANTLY.... My face right now is the poster campaign for pro-WFH.

Jack's hair 🤭 #TheTraitors

I love it when ChatGPT talks dirty to me

Over the past week I've watched the extended editions of #FellowshipOfTheRing, #TheTwoTowers and just about to finish up #ReturnoftheKing... That's just over 12 hours of my week. 25 years on and it's still a 5* masterpiece.

Trump: ... "big place the world"...

Did he actually just say that? 🫣

Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask:

"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"

Rewatched #CrazyRichAsians tonight to get us excited for Singapore, such a good film. 💐

Maybe it's just me but I feel like you should never air your dirty laundry in public. It never ends well. Brooklyn should've learnt from Prince Harry's experience... Hope they all find peace.

That's a lot of words to say "we upgraded our per-seat Microsoft license."

There is something wrong with anyone who starts their email with "Happy Monday"

Finally got round to watching #PrimeMinister. What a truly inspirational force of nature Jacinda Ardern is. 🏆

I wish that would be the case! I think we're expecting too much of humanity if that was to be realistic sadly...

I’m all for sending a message to Trump, but mass boycotts are unrealistic. Many Brits rely on these companies for work too, in offices across the UK. I’m in TV production, an industry already on its knees. Boycotting Netflix, Amazon or Disney would push thousands closer to financial ruin. 💔

And herein lies part of the problem... Both scripted and unscripted productions have to adjust their narratives because it's becoming impossible to satisfy shortening attention spans 🥴

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 No idea how this is going to play out, but really hoping it's the first time we see Trump accept defeat on something...

I am totally not the demographic, but after following the #MadeInKorea series last year, I've kept a casual eye on #dearALICE - but since December they've posted like 11 videos & none feature James. Something isn't right... 🤔