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This idea came to me suddenly and I couldn't stop thinking about it
#svsss #bingqiu

Hatsune Binghe #SVSSS #luobinghe

was abt to call this the single stupidest crossover/au/idkwhat my brain has come up with but i just remembered my bingqiu bible canon-divergence au lmfao

HOW I MAKE MY PARTNER LOVE ME MORE #relationship #advice #psychology #lifehack #couple YouTube video by Daniel Hentschel

okbut 79 have half reconciled but sj still fears being abandoned again & acts out, testing yq thinkin he'll give up

sj: *does this* no doubt he'll notice and itll cross the line
yq: ah xiao jiu took his favourite coffee when he left... i miss him

youtube.com/shorts/IE1FCVdhYrU?si=Zd83ogCZQCVcBY27

shen jiu as a therapist but hes just those dan hentschel couples counsellor videos where he gives the worst most terrible most manipulative and evil tips to certain ppl because he cant stand seeing them all happy

oh my god i didnt even see that egregious typo on antimachus i thought i was so slick getting this post done while drunk 😭😭😭

my god the genius writing pit hack that is setting an easily achievable minimum daily wordcount per day

just making sure to knock out at least a quick 250 words before bed and a week later suddenly ive gotten nearly 2k down in a week where i felt so flopped i thought i couldnt write anything at all

bingdi u have to fuck sy in the bar’s bathroom and no one in ur friend group is happy about this

sy internal monologue: don't worry binghe, i'll be your mom for you (is 1.5 years older)

lesbingyuan where they're constantly lying on top of each other "to recharge"
sy: binghe has been touch starved for YEARS! basically since her mom died... this must be nice for her, healing and therapeutic even!

teach your pushy top a lesson: die!

Binghe fangs ❤️
#svsss #bingqiu

Regular Bingqiu vibes tbh
#svsss #shenqingqiu #luobinghe #bingmei

sy would come in his pants when making out with binghe

autistic shen yuan jacking binghe off voice: it isn't gay i'm just stimming

screenshot of the title, tags and summary of the fanfic described and linked in the post. the summary reads: Antinous’ sharp teeth glinted, drawing Telemachus' eye once more as he loomed, resting one arm heavy on the young prince’s shoulder and leaning closer. His hot breath grazed Telemachus’ skin as he spoke. “Why of course I would, little wolf.” Those dark, piercing eyes stab into his, freeze him on the spot. “How could I refuse such an ardent appeal for my help?” When one of the would-be suitors of Queen Penelope of Ithaca approaches her son with news of a grave threat, Telemachus knows his motives go deeper than he tries to portray. and the tags read: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Antinous/Telemachus (EPIC: The Musical), Telemachus (EPIC: The Musical), Antinous (EPIC: The Musical), Antinous is His Own Warning (EPIC: The Musical), Intimidation, Manipulation, Tension, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, set shortly before the wisdom saga in terms of timeline, Telemachus Needs A Hug (EPIC: The Musical), Ambiguous/Open Ending, (as of yet), fair warning if i do continue this, i plan to try and make it as dark as i can stomach writing

Charnel Hallway
⤷ 1.9k words, Mature
⤷ EPIC: the musical, antimachuzls / sharpwolf
⤷ toxic, intimidation, menace, canon-divergence open ending (currently)
⤷ #sharpwolf #antimachus

⁍ archiveofourown.org/works/62671663

oh i should say it is not svsss - i have ideas for Things, but i wanna get some practice writing in that tone before trying them out

i finisbed the first part of this!! its not like peak s tier writing but i reckon its ok for my first attemtp at a properly antagonistic dynamic. once i read it over tomorrow for mistakes/edits its gonna be evil toxic yaoi friday

sqq going from BINGHE NEEDS WOMEN!! to oh my poor baby 🥺 surrounded by a harem 🤧 it’s okay you’re home now 🥺 is the funniest character development

bingqiu make me sooooooooooooooooo (beaver chewing through wood noise)

People who are mad at shen yuan for "stealing" shen jiu's body and being more accepted than sj are so funny. Every sy slander always goes back to this tweet

This is my Racing Bingqiu piece for Danmei Realm’ s MXTX cupsleeve event! Thankyou for the opportunity ❤️❤️ #bingqiu #svsss #shenqingqiu #luobinghe

He is waiting for Wife to wake up so he can feed him breakfast
#bingqiu #LuoBinghe #svsss #shenqingqiu

getting a *strong* urge to write something mega toxic with lots of menacing, tension and grudging concessions

imo it’s like if a huge Star Wars fan who utterly despised the prequel trilogy died and transmigrated into attack of the clones as obi-wan kenobi. he’s trying to encourage anakin to romance padme and follow the plot but anakin just follows him around like 🥰🥺

imagine if in hp book 4, snape's personality was suddenly swapped with an obsessive, extremely Online harry potter fan who started being nice to harry bc they recognized he was the protagonist and then when harry grew up they got married. awful isn't it. that's bingqiu

baby junshang ;; #svsss

“You can’t make reverse Bingqiu” mf I’m not the one doing it they are doing it! It’s not even that outside the realm of canon why did they even include the line of him trying to bottom for SQQ in canon briefly what was that about. It’s not my fault he’s that horny take it up with him man

oh my god the last song had me genuinely halfway to sobbing. and im supposed to just go make my dinner after that like nothing happened??? 😭😭

poseidon: after everything youve done, how will you sleep at night

odysseus: next to my wife

me: *desperately trying not to yell 'luo binghe coded'*