Top 4 revelations in Euphoria season 3 premiere (from least to most shocking):
1. That’s how drugs are transported
2. That’s Sharon Stone
3. That’s how chickens are slaughtered
4. That’s a $6,800 leather shirt made to look like a flannel shirt

Draymond Green accusing the Kings of tanking while the Kings have a better post ASB record than the Warriors is some nasty work.

Rob Perez on X: "Wobvestigation: Doug Christie's foul strategy, the Kings tanking controversy, and the point of no return for NBA media. https://t.co/Zlha7ZXZ5l" / X Wobvestigation: Doug Christie's foul strategy, the Kings tanking controversy, and the point of no return for NBA media. https://t.co/Zlha7ZXZ5l

The league should apologize to Doug Christie.

Please, Taco Bell to bring back green onions and up the tomatoes because the doc says I’m getting the gout and the Mountain Dew baja blast is barely holding off the scurvy.

it's difficult to express how frustrating it is as a kings fan to want the kings to tank, but they actually don't tank (they're just bad), but at the same time are getting dog piled around the league for tanking

yeah but she can't pass the Bechdel Test up there so the patriarchy still holding us all down

Scott Perry, 2025:
signs Dennis Schroeder, trades away Jonas Valanciunas for Dario Saric.

Scott Perry, 2026:
Attaches Keon Ellis to dump Schroeder, attaches 2nd Rd pick to dump Saric.

What the

I’ll never forgive the Kings for not properly building around Fox and letting him get away.

Phew, thank goodness! The Kings almost accidentally won that one.

What are we doing here

Coach Christie took Zach out of the game right after that. Love it.

I flick on the Kings game just in time to see Zach LaVine go under on a screen for a 44% 3pt shooter (swish). SMH. Turning this off.

Keon Ellis getting zero minutes in the first half is not a great strategy, imho.

OMG THERE’S A BABY ON THE KINGS HOMECOURT

I don’t care, Austin Reaves is still overrated as hell. If he didn’t have a Laker uniform on he wouldn’t have gotten 18 free throws. And plus he’s playing the Kings.

Light it.

Keon Ellis seems like he’s hated by refs. They don’t give him any benefit of the doubt and reluctant to send him to the line.

Ok I think I’m ok with Drew Eubanks never taking a shot attempt ever again. Like the coach needs to tell him he’s never allowed to shoot unless it’s a dunk.

Yeah that’s his rep. Disappears when the game is on the line. 😕

Zach LaVine is such a good 1st Quarter player…

That block by Malik Monk

a man sitting in a chair with the words man those were the good old days written below him ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words man those were the good old days written below him

Remember when the Kings were up by almost 20 in the first half tho

The young kids are the only ones doing what the coach asks.

Yeaaaah I wouldn’t mind if the Sac Kings just traded all the old timers and played the young dudes

I guess the Kings can now sign Russ as new starting power forward

I’ve analyzed the first quarter of this Kings game and they just need to fix only two things: 1) their defense and 2) their offense.

Good lord why are all kings three point attempts by anyone not LaVine such clangers