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Posts by Michael Internet Unofficial

Do one bicep curl today, then two tomorrow, then four the day after that, and so on, doubling the amount of the day before. In 64 days you will have done 18 quintillion #fitness #bodybuilding #weightlifting

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your two posts were right after each other in my feed and I thought the foreskin post was some kind of mic drop to end the AI conversation

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I believe people in the 2010s posting those obviously fake "everyone clapped" genre of stories as truth is why we live in an age of unrelenting misinformation today

my point is that I was right to constantly call them dumb and fake whenever I saw them, reply with eyeroll emojis etc

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It looks like him and Joe Biden were caught in the same laboratory explosion and fused

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Itch io only accepting cryptocurrency might as well be going bankrupt, get real

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

I'd love to know how they could have "fought" against it without just immediately going out of business because they can't accept credit cards anymore :)

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Unbelievable that people aren't getting this

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I'm sure the devs of this were excited to see their game shown off and then got to see the replies full of losers who think it was Itch io's choice to delist games. Tell it to the credit card companies who are actually responsible for this

Christ

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Broken clock but he's cooking with this one

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Shadow of Mordor (just finished it today so it's on my mind)

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People say "this character is such a good depiction of PTSD" and it's a character with less subtlety than the Tasmanian Devil

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he looks so happy to be helping

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Moving left and right? Hell yeah all the ingredients for success are there

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why did we let redditers convince us "characters have a dance party at the end credits" is bad, it should come back for cartoons and they should do it for live action movies too

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Look who's never heard of the Tyverse

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good luck brother

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We need them now more than ever

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Sometimes you just want to let it grow out too

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Heard there was an anti-king protest recently but don't worry, I'm safe ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘‘

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Well-versed in the healing power of laughter but also the forbidden killing power of laughter

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Fantasy writing communities the last 15 years:

"It's okay if your writing is generic and riddled with cliches because it's actually impossible to have a new idea. There's nothing new under the sun"

The same communities today:

"I showed someone my writing and they thought it was written by AI :( "

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Stand up for what you believe in even if you're standing alone

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That thing... it scares me

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There's nothing to update, why try to improve perfection

11 months ago 4 0 0 0

My thoughts are "this post sucks"

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I could have sworn the Hamburger Helper glove died in prison

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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walk as if each step is high-fiving the earth with your foot

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Getting a load of it

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Lego City Undercover is better than gtaV

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making a fortune doing "index finger mustache tattoo" removal

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