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Friends Worried About Wellesley Student Still Screaming at Road — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Long after Boston Marathon finish, one spectator remains on course.

#BostonMarathon

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Cryptic Street Sign Leaves Local Motorist Baffled — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Driver puzzles over meaning of all-caps message as he rolls through red light.
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#TuesdayMotivation

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Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

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4 runners seen side by side running down the middle of the road. The road is quiet and safe because it is in a low traffic neighbourhood

4 runners seen side by side running down the middle of the road. The road is quiet and safe because it is in a low traffic neighbourhood

Two kids cycling side by side down a quiet road within a low traffic neighbourhood. Other cyclists oncoming in the distance

Two kids cycling side by side down a quiet road within a low traffic neighbourhood. Other cyclists oncoming in the distance

‘Quality of life’ isn’t a big house, luxury goods or a fancy car. It’s being able to cycle your kids on safe streets or run side by side down peaceful roads with your friends. Everyone can & should have this.

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The heart of Fuentes’s message was that young men in the United States have gotten a rotten deal. In his telling, a nation of entitled baby boomers, like those leading the Republican Party, had poisoned American society with bad jobs, unbearable women and a racially diverse population intent on depriving White people of what they’re owed

The heart of Fuentes’s message was that young men in the United States have gotten a rotten deal. In his telling, a nation of entitled baby boomers, like those leading the Republican Party, had poisoned American society with bad jobs, unbearable women and a racially diverse population intent on depriving White people of what they’re owed

Maybe the Republican Party can’t deal with its Nick Fuentes problem because this message is more or less the same as theirs so the criticism comes off as disingenuous www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

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#MondayMotivation

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Mayor Mamdani and President Obama read a picture book to a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama read a picture book to a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh with a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh with a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh.

Children hug Mayor Mamdani.

Children hug Mayor Mamdani.

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx. 

In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

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purple billboard These Machines Fight Traffic in white with two bikes.

purple billboard These Machines Fight Traffic in white with two bikes.

These Machines Fight Traffic.

Walked by this beauty last night - pretty awesome to see these messages out in the world.

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This morning, I posted two important stories based on insider information from the FBI and SCOTUS, published in @theatlantic.com and @nytimes.com respectively.

This doesn’t happen by accident.

The source(s) have to know they’ll be protected, even if the reporters are threatened with jail.

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New Injury Guidelines Recommend Wincing, Clutching Source of Pain — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Move reverses decades’ worth of traditional advice.
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He said “Corinthians 2” as “Corinthians 2,” instead of “second Corinthians,” as any Christian would know. That’s not complicated, that’s simply an utter lack of a relationship.

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It’s so funny that they pubbed this the day before “john roberts invented the trump era shadow docket to make sure fossil fuel companies could keep killing you and make money doing it” bsky.app/profile/cris...

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Also why do we tolerate Presidency by social media posts?

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#SaturdayMotivation

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Lena Dunham Claims Adam Driver Used The Force On Set Of ‘Girls’ LOS ANGELES—Accusing the actor of abusing the all-powerful Life Current that binds the universe together, Lena Dunham claimed Friday that Adam Driver used the Force on the set of the HBO series Girls....

“It can really create a toxic work environment when a coworker you thought was your friend suddenly begins shooting lightning out of his hand at crew members in between setups for dialogue scenes,” said Lena Dunham

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A wide angle shot of a cargo bike with a flag and a truck with a lot of clip on bits to look cool.

A wide angle shot of a cargo bike with a flag and a truck with a lot of clip on bits to look cool.

I bet my cargo bike has seen tougher trails than what ever this midlife crisis is called.

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ProPublica Sues Education Department for Withholding Records About Discrimination in Schools Under Secretary Linda McMahon, the work of the Office for Civil Rights, which aims to protect students from discrimination, is cloaked in secrecy.

We sued the Education Dept. for withholding records about discrimination in schools.

Got information to share with our team? Contact
@jsmithrichards.bsky.social on Signal at jsmithrichards.93 or @jodiscohen.bsky.social at jodireporter.88 👇

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Ha!

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New Sign at Boston Nike Store Somehow Makes Things Worse — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com “How could we be anti-walker?” brand spokesperson says.
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BREAKING: Kipchoge Leads Boston Police on High-Speed Chase in Stolen Duck Tours Vehicle — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Erratic act appears to be “crime of opportunity.”

From the Dumb Runner archives. #BostonMarathon

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If this had been Joe Biden, @jaketapper.bsky.social would have written at least 2 books about it.

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Americans elected the only new yorker alive who has never set foot in a bodega bsky.app/profile/atru...

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NEW Dumb Runner comic!

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