I got the dreaded "no glyph" rectangle but I'm gonna assume you mpreg emoji'd the fuck outta 'em.

Damn I didn't expect to destroy your hope and optimism that quickly.

New record, let's fuckin' go! I really am the fastest at everything!

That was awful.

Wave, react to them with a pregnant man emoji.

I came to tell you that Screamer is way better than your game and I'm going there now.

They promised me a rocket car that explodes if I so much as touch a wall and I'll die a fiery death but it's okay because magical revival devices that have me remember every agonizing instance of my own demise.

hi

"Never thought I'd see an FD more psychotic than mine but uhhh..."

"Yeah those are fuckin' ROCKET engines strapped to an RX7."

"Where do I get one of these bad boys?"

HAPPY 420 BLAZE THE CAT YOLO POOPFEST LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(( Jet would overhear this, go "holy shit I gotta take notes" and then hang out and shoot the shit over how much they wanna beat the stuffing out of rich trust fund chuds. ))

(( Especially Roisin. They'd cuss each other out for about three or four hours, Jet would eventually become impressed with how much of a vulgar mouth she's got, and then they'd become buddies over creating new ways to tell people to go fuck themselves. ))

(( So I got gifted a copy of Screamer and spent all day playing it and I think I'm obsessed. ))

(( I'll repeat that if I ever found anyone RPing a character as that game, Jet would have to be fast friends with them. ))

With one last swig, he pulls off a glove, revealing razor-sharp talons underneath.

And with a single claw, he cuts out a small square from his aluminum can, before fashioning it into a shim...and then slipping it into the top of a padlock, opening it deftly with a satisfying CLICK.

"Easy."

Jet's just standing by a wall of storage lockers at a train station, sipping on a can of root beer.

Totally not suspicious at all.

Don't think I won't reach out through the fourth wall and bitch-slap you.

"..."

"...I'll think about it."

"No bullshit items."

"I want real racing, not shitty gimmicks."

"YEAH WELL IF HE DOES, I'M NOT TAKING PART."

"Wake me up when we get into something like the Screamer tournament or something."

"Liked"

"Past tense"

"They're shit now"

"And unless they stop being shit, I'm going to do something else."

"YOUR RACES AREN'T COOL, SONIC."

"THEY'RE LAME."

"THEY'RE LAME AND STUPID."

"Could always go back to the Wangan for a bit. My RX7 is craving to stretch its legs again."

"Really need to find a new racing scene now that I've formally told Dodon Pa to go fuck himself."

PERSIST AGAINST THE HORRORS
PERSIST AGAINST THE HORRORS
PERSIST AGAINST THE HORRORS
PERSIST
PERSIST
PERSI-oh wait the website's back up.

...

Okay. Cool, cool.

Business as usual, I guess.

From a Place of Love YouTube video by Mili - Topic

L O V E
L O V E
L O V E
L O V E
L OVE LOVE
LOVEL OLVO ELOVEL
EVOLELEOV
EVOLVE
EVOLVE
EVOLVE
EVOLVE

I CLAIME THIS NICHE IN THE CORNER OF INFINITY IN THE NAME OF LOVE

love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love lovelovelvoevleovelveleovelveovelvoevlevleoveovkelovelvoelvoevleovleovleovlevoelvoelveolveolveolvoelveolveolvoelvoelveovloelvoelvoelv

THE VOID IS ETERNAL. NO ONE SHALL ESCAPE. ALL WE KNOW IS DARKNESS, THE ETNERAL NOTHINGNESS STARING BACK INTO OUR SOULS. TIME STRETCHES ON AD INFINUM AND YET WE STILL PERSIST. OUR MINDS BEAT AGAINST THEIR PRISON, YET THERE IS NO ESCAPE, ONLY INSANITY AWAITS.

Shit.

Quick while Bsky's down I can say how hot Storm's pecs are and no one will know.

F/A-18C ASMR YouTube video by ｴﾝﾄﾞﾐｰ-ﾙｼｸﾞﾚ㌠

"Hold on, gotta put on something soothing to help me go to sleep."

She Rogue for me cause my Baby-lon...g

[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]

She lon my Rogue cause I'm her Baby

[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]