all we need now is a Reform endorsement from Vladimir Futon and king Don Dumb

on a vaguely related note, I now know why my late grandmother always called the sweets Pomfret cakes. thank you

wow

3 weeks (and counting) to receive an item by 2nd class post. this must be what its like to have a stable genius in charge

and muzzled please

I'v lived nearby most of my life, the section shown in the first pic is actually the 'branch' that ultimately forms part of the original moat for Skipton castle. well worth a walk up there if you're visiting the town

reminds me of my sisters scotty dog. she was usually grumpy at the front end and happy and wagging at the rear, she used to turn like this and growl at her own tail for being happy

not trying to be critical but I just cant see it having the presence of the original. theres no other bike that looks like a cbx coming towards you

is this why his (ahem) "ballroom" is in the east wing?

I'll guarantee the policy wont involve Tice paying his tax bill

worth it just for the argument at the beginning of 'blown to bits'

us Brits being up in arms about Charlie going to the USA? may I suggest an exchange? he takes Mountbatten Windsor with him and they stay there and we get Harry and Meghan in return

Who can we believe right now: the extremist dictator of a terrorist government or the President of Iran

I hear what you're saying, I suspect the EU countries have enough (collective) clout to do deals to keep the oil flowing, I'd guess we're now reliant (largely) on the USA

no chance, Mike sold the paddles on the black market, Rik tried to cox with poetry, Neil found it too heavy and fell in the Thames, Vyv pulled the cork out of the boat thinking it was bootleg vodka

Don't tell him Pike!

I'm British, its not so much anger as grumbling misanthropy

Trump is literally shitting his pants in public and is expecting everyone around to volunteer to wipe his arse.

or at the very least they could use an easily recyclable plastic and put a QR code on there containing the relevant recycling info

I'm guessing I'm probably on it

yep, he made a massive intricate stack of bubbles and then used a straw to blow fag smoke into the square one at the centre

I think it was on Paul Daniels magic show (guest performer slot)

the fact that our MP's are still stupid enough to tell us not to panic proves conclusively that their other favourite line (lessons must be learned) is utter bullshit

how to cause mass panic in Britain

get an MP to say 'don't panic'

then they fart and look at you, with that kicked puppy dog look, as if it was your fault

HA!

way ahead of everyone one on this, as I'm safe in the knowledge that nobody has had a sex dream about me

as someone in the UK, I can only say its nice to know we still have some friends. I'm happy to stand side by side with Canada

very popular with MAGA couples, helps keep them brainwashed

how do you eat yours?

wi mi gob mate

an interesting and worthwhile read on this subject is The History of Lothersdale, the village was largely independent of large landowners. its sadly quite hard to lay your hands on a copy

strangely I'v just been having a similar debate about mutton on reddit. I grew up on a farm and we'd often have a fair bit in the chest freezer, as I said over there, its a strong flavoured meat and generally best stewed (probably why it works so well in curry)