A bit nervous about the mixed reviews for Mother Mary. But I would still like to see it

Lmao

I've also already been told the deadline the dean wants will definitely fail and I'm basically gunning for second best outcome from the start

You better believe the people I'm assembling are not responding

having to email people because i'm chairing an "ad hoc working group." it's like i got promoted before the contract even hit

finally someone says it...

An "arctic blast" killed my whole expedition but ok call your toothpaste that

Excellent

Would hate to have one around my neck

Porter Martone leaping up the philly athlete rankings pretty quickly

Turns out you're at the damn... Matlock concert

man this account rocks

Was laughing at the arena-side ad at the games that says "hockey fans deserve Pepsi." That's right they do, the swine

Was laughing at the arena-side ad at the games that says "hockey fans deserve Pepsi." That's right they do, the swine

I saw one get frightened of a cardboard box that moved too fast. I could handle it

Being served a lot of videos of big cats acting like house cats. I think I'd be fine to own and raise one

Can't believe our Sabres

well we'll see

on second thought...

i wouldn't block you guys for saying this to me

Yuuup

Our Flyers

Went to the Phillies game...they stink!

He's mostly just chilling at home happily but I guess he's prone to anxious wanderings at night

Everyone making jokes about that tanguy destable guy's name without noting he was one of the members of Yelle

It sounds like Barkley (my mom's older doodle) has some kind of doggy dementia 😭

I don't approve of the liberty biberty guy finding love like that

Only in new york!!

Oh jesus

And rates are going up!