I literally forgot I had this account 🫵😭

I have an emotional support cat. Whenever she senses me having a panic attack, she poops on the floor.

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It's 1999, me and my friends are attempting to skateboard after playing Tony Hawks Pro Skater, and drinking SqueezeIt's. I have no idea who Elon Musk is or have to hear about him every fucking day. SEND ME BACK

My AI door won't let me into the bathroom unless I do the Macarana 😭

a man in a suit stands in front of a wooden door with a rug on the floor ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a wooden door with a rug on the floor

WAAAAAZUUUUPPPP