A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

"Shout out to big women who are also rays of sunshine, gotta be one of my favorite genders" Wuk lamat FFXIV Moenbryda FFXIV Ellie Borderlands Noi Dorohedoro Karlach Baldurs Gate 3 Frankie Knights of Guinevere

Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile.

There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.

In the era of AI it’s more crucial than ever that social media sites add a serif to the lower case L

the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones

Well.........
This is a story
All about how
King Oz got stripped
Stone legs
Sand frown

Antique sculpted pedestal
Words did appear
Of said wreck
To look upon works
Oh ye
And despair

remember when elon musk was still in government and DOGE still active and they pretended for like a week rampent social security fraud was happening, and then it turned out they just didn’t understand that databases would include people who passed away and we never heard about this “fraud” again lol

🎵 Teenage Two-Tone Ninja Kitten 🎶

Welcome to the sin of empathy.

Felt

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

michael caine climbing out of retirement at 92 years old for vin diesel’s las witch hunter 2

imagining michael caine on a caribbean island sipping a piña colada while reading this script and then slowly sitting up, removing his glasses to wipe a tear, and calling his agent, “i’m coming back”

Big "Can't you use that other reservation here?" Energy

First Lego Police Station

New Lego Police Prison Island

I had the first Lego police station and it didn't even have a jail. Now you can get a maximum security island prison. It has little Lego shackles and a shark.

11 more NYC libraries will soon open on Sundays A $2 million City Council deal will expand seven-day service to more than 30 branches citywide.

Eleven more libraries will reopen on Sundays, thanks to the leadership of the City Council. They never should've been closed in the first place.

As Mayor, I'll end this absurd budget dance that keeps our beloved libraries in limbo year after year.

Another day to realize Brown v Board really did break racists' brains. They'd rather be uneducated than integrated.

The Bureau of Labor Statistics commissioner's biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

The White House landscape now matches our national political one.

gotta bring back 1850s abolitionist slurs for ICE, call them manstealers and flesh merchants

i don’t practice trans sharia
i aint got no crystal ball

Singing "trans sharia" to the tune of "My Sharona"

In the last five years, we've gone from "employees will never have to go into an office" to "employees need to be in the office because creative and innovative work can only be done face-to-face between humans" to "lol we don't need humans"

Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress

Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

Pokemon Go friend code 699014118761

99.9% of being a Republican today is making up weird fan fiction about “liberals” and acting angry at it for retweets

Everything appears to be white genocide except the nearly irreversible abolition of all of the stuff keeping white people alive.

Like a Black woman having a visible job is white genocide but dismantling the FDA, removing fluoride, rampant deregulation & resurrecting old world diseases is freedom.