Hi George! Have you tried Whataburger???

He's half right

But which half??

We refuse to do this if it would make any of you happy

You're banned!

Our plan is working

Unlike those "alt" "accounts" we are the "real" "whataburger"

At Whataburger, we don't need a blue check for y'all to know we're authentic. Our hatred for our customers is proof enough.

New corporate policy is to fulfill orders for banned customers, but your burger patties will be made of ground up roach legs. So if you think you're getting away with something, you're not.

Can you please let us know which location this was so we can find the employee responsible for this and fire them?

I can assure you we are not fast

That makes me hate you even more

That's it you're banned too

It's a great time to get some lunch at Whataburger for everyone except @itsmesleeves.bsky.social

Not at Whataburger!

We only introduced this flavor because we hate our customers

Believe me, if we could make it taste waxier and buggier we would!

Funfetti Milkshakes

Introducing Funfetti Milkshakes, now at Whataburger, for the person in your life who wants everyday to taste like birthday.

Trump getting waterburger delivered to his plane

We didn't even spit on these

The Chophouse Cheddar Burger is now back on the menu!*

*but only for the next hour while @xanderpussrex.bsky.social is too busy to get one

We hate all our customers, but none more than fakemadtv

We banned Mr Beast too. We don't give a crap

We hate our customers anyways

What's absurd is our low low prices!

Luigi Mangione gets free whataburger for life

Snitchass Mcdonalds employees pay double

That gift card is for Luigi and only Luigi

Help wanted no Irish need apply

This st paddy's day, we would like to remind our franchisees about our official corporate policy

World famous youtuber sleeves is now banned from every whataburger in the USA

And now you never will. BANNED!

What's your favorite specialty burger from whataburger? We need to know what not to bring back.

Ya, we hate our customers