Joe Biden got hoofed out of the Presidential race after accusations of cognitive decline, so at least they're being consistent, I suppose.

This is the most likely answer.

It's definitely not something I'd associate with the millennial cohort.

He's had a 6:30 comedy slot on Radio 4, for the last few weeks, now replaced by Geoff Norcutt - I'm getting quite close to becoming one of those "abolish the license fee" types.

Maybe they meant "Westminster Bublé", and he's going to try to lift the nation's spirits by doing an impromptu gig at the HoC?

Horrible realisation that it would be possible for someone born in '81 to be a grandparent, but you would then be too young to be on social media.

I'm going to report you to Lisa Nandy.

People who really should have imposter syndrome are completely immune to it.

Flip case address book with rotary dial - the dial has letters, not numbers, and it looks ancient.

Holy shit, I do vaguely remember these existing.

A rotary phone with no handset?

Also, what the hell is this?

The defining traits of all millennials - music on cassette tape and an apple for a head.
Wouldn't have happened in my day.

She admits to "reluctantly" dropping the price, but like anything, a house is only worth what someone will pay for it. Prices can't just keep going up forever, even if we have tried to kid ourselves that they'll provide our retirement funds by doing exaxtly that.

I hear RDJ is doing "a slight accent" for Doom - my bets on Borat voice.

Someone tried to explain vaccines to Hegseth and he never got past "they put little guys inside you".

It's not really all that unusual to see a government acting against its population's best interests, but it is weird to see them being quite so open about it.

Back to the cinema, everyone, you've got some revision to do!

Aw, shit. Hope you can get something sorted.

Woman on the radio describing herself as an "accidental landlord". That's right, let the shame flow through you.

a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in his hands Alt: Jim Carey in Liar Liar, tearing his hair out as he's unable to lie.

I saw a documentary about how lawyers can only ever tell the truth.

People chasing the high of "Tonty B Liar of the ZaNuLieBore Party"* and constantly coming up short.

*This was also really fucking stupid.

Holy shit, this changes everything!

Nothing says "carefully cultivated cinematic universe" like having to re-edit the last film so that the new one makes sense.

Has anyone tagged in @titlesinmedia.bsky.social, yet?

a tow truck from the movie cars is sitting in a room with the word kachang written on it . Alt: Mater, the rusty tow-truck from Pixar's Cars, says "Kachang" and dazzles himself with the reflection of his own wingmirror.

Thank you for your attention to this Mater.

Nonsense, he'd get you to the finish line in no time.

Performance enhancing drugs = bad, robot competitors = good?

I don't really understand sports.

a cartoon character is standing in front of a bookstore with a sign that says `` sorry we are closed '' . Alt: Stan Lee in The Simpsons, coming out of The Android's Dungeon to try, and fail, to turn into The Hulk - he tears his shirt and howls a bit, before Comic Book Guy walks up behind him to say "oh, please, you couldn't even turn into Bill Bixby."

With apologies to Stan Lee.

It's Hereditary, for me - a film that so failed to match the hype that I was genuinely cross about it.
As for Last Night In Soho, it being basically a TV ghost story was what I liked about it. 😁

Mr. C (from The Shamen) says "Bees are good, bees are good!"

The Moto Razr was pretty cool - could flip it open with a flick of the thumb, in a very satisfying manner.
All downtown from there, though.

Met Donal Logue and gushed at him about Danny Trejo's book (as you do).