That … seems like a step beyond a Bunnings trip

Christ, yeah, I can imagine that would do that

What was the neck shape before? Too curved away from the body? Action too high?

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Albanian Tony is not to be trusted

May your runbooks be detailed and accurate

J K Simmons from the movie Whiplash: bald and in a black t-shirt, holding a raise fist and grimacing. In the scene he’s just called the drummer (Miles Teller) to a halt and said “Not quite my tempo”

Aussie girl waking up after *the* surgery: I lived, cunt.

“Cthulhu” is said in the same cadence as Don Burke saying “hooroo”

(This is a jam band pun)

You Goose

Fellas, if she tries to tell you that another 2 inches doesn’t matter, just remember: July 13, 2024 Butler, Pennsylvania

Watching Palantir do Sephiroth posting about multiculturalism and I would like to remind everyone that they were doing corporate fake woke shit just like every other company.

We got a regular Leonid Rogozov here

Hahahaha fucking eat that! #EVELIV

Alright let’s see how we can fuck this one up #EVELIV

Being on a podcast is a way for people to get parasocial with you, so it’s kind of one half of a dating app?

It’s honestly kind of amazing the stuff he’s doing in it but I’m also completely uninterested in the specific mechanics that he wants to tell us about all the fucking time

He’s been watching Minecraft YouTube for more than a year now (he’s 5.5), and we had a spare Switch Lite that Helen wasn’t using. We put Minecraft on it around his 5th birthday?

I yearn for the monster truck days. Now it’s all about what he can build in Minecraft. The amount of sentences that start with “Did you know” where I emphatically did not know, and more importantly, do not care … they’re becoming a problem

It’s crazy that the only real enforcement of the Geneva convention this century has been to crack down on video games using red crosses on graphics for med packs

It was apparently first day of buying lessons at Liquorland

Actually I feel like banning the national motto of a specific people who are undergoing a genocide is a genuinely serious hate crime and history will spit the names of all the western politicians who want to do it

Greek Chorus REACTS To The Homecoming of Agamemnon, King of Mycenae

this is what being married to a poster looks like

Shane Warne 🚬😎🍺

I went an entire semester without realizing my friend had tourette's He'd randomly say "jackin off" and we'd all say "hell yeah" and high five him, thinking he was just a cool guy who liked to party

Along the lines of my last RT: “Fire up you sad cunt”