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Posts by Tom Usher

Have to say a big thank you to Arsenal football club for absolutely tanking my screen time with two devastating back to back losses. Never felt more productive in my life, just to avoid reading about football

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Get an email from PlayStation saying I have to verify my age to use chat services and not that I’m chatting to any other gamers anyway but after a while it just feels like I’ll not be arsed to use most of the internet if it keeps going on like this

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Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

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Thank god

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I think (hope) he will start with Havertz up front

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Not now Gav!!!!

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a 6-0 drubbing is actually quite nice if you’re in the right environment

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Not ok how much this game can dictate my mental health for the next week or so.

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On form and vibes I can see us getting turned over quite badly. But on hope and another type of vibes I feel like we just might do something. Either way it’s going to be 90+ minutes of the most excruciating viewing of my life

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putting how useless Kezia is signalling she’s going to be in charge of Stonewall, it’s wild for The Guardian to describe the charity losing half its income for supporting trans rights as if it was something that happened organically and not as part of a massive hate campaign they took part in

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My god I was on a lot of drugs back in the day. I will check way back machine out though, cheers mate

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This is so specific. Because I can remember the exact Christmas party I did that

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Crazy how the internet worked once upon a time. He was literally just some fucking guy lol

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Fucking hell I was so annoying back in the day

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I do remember saying that actually

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oh mi god I can’t even remember why they blocked me

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A classic

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i think I remember that day as well. I was so angry when i got my coat stuck on a handle

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Tom Usher @tom_usher_ tweet

There are some days when getting your coat or trousers stuck on a door handle can fold you in half mentally

10:15 • 15/03/2023 from Earth • 137K Views

Tom Usher @tom_usher_ tweet There are some days when getting your coat or trousers stuck on a door handle can fold you in half mentally 10:15 • 15/03/2023 from Earth • 137K Views

I still think about this regularly

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Ffs

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All those memories lost, like beers in the rain (sun)

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Have you seen my Akira tattoo lol

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finally zohran addresses the issue hellgatenyc.com/mayor-mamdan...

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I’ve seen it in imax before and in the cinema like 2/3 times but was still tempted to see it again. Just totally blows your head off every time

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I just think we know far too much about youth players now because of social media. Even at the level these kids are we will never see 90% of them make it to a good Prem team let alone CL team. Saw some account post about a 14 year old the other day.

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Yeah but I think the noise was more “he’s going to be so good that letting him leave will be a huge mistake” and not just “he’s going to a good money earner when we eventually sell him” - still shouldn’t of let him leave maybe but not for purely footballing reasons

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The noise around this was so silly. He’s a child. Absolutely no way you can tell if he will be good from playing against other children - Eddie was a monster at youth level, so was Balogun. And they’re good strikers but no where near what our fans would want right now

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Constantly reminded of this Ted Chiang passage on capitalism, technology and progress from the New Yorker whenever I see the tech “elite” snowflaking about criticism.

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