poorly drawn cat with very long legs

a picture of a white-and-gray cat lounging on the edge of a bed, its front legs hanging straight down unusually long toward the floor

#witchhatatelier

i dont know what this means.

Still at work and full of Thoughts™ but look at these things I drew last night #webkinz #fanart #artist

Photo of a sticker that’s an illustrated smiling bright yellow shooting star. In the tail of the star is blue, green, and orange and the words “good enough” with sparkle shapes.

Some days are just like this. 🥲(Newest stickers in my shop in case you missed it!) shop.breelundberg.com

HOSHI OF SEVENTEEN??!?!

he’s so silly 💫

charles entertainment schumer

a poorly drawn cat seen from behind, with a spiral shell on its back like a snail. the cat also has two small antennae!

pic of an orange cat sitting on a red rug, seen from behind, wearing a striped knitted beanie positioned to resemble a snail shell on its back

a poorly drawn snail

🌲🦉🔥
#Art | #TwinPeaks

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

how long did it take to talk shan out of letting it in the house?

agent 47, THAT is ryan letourneau

hola, estoy escapando el… cómo se dice “american century of humiliation”

Screenshot showing a “White Sox Pope Hat” given away at the August 11th game

WHITE SOX POPE HAT

poorly drawn long cat standing upright on two legs

two cats creating an optical illusion: a white cat with black ears sits inside a green wheelbarrow while another white cat with a black tail stands behind it, making them look like one long cat with an unusually long body!

featherless…
biped…
this is a man

frustrating that the coolest fucking moment in human history can then be immediately soured by a shriveled, decaying psychopathic moron

I don’t know how to express this more clearly

Every time you do a war I’m against it

I’m against it in all forms

I’m against from All sides

I’m against the careless loss of life

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Artemis II crew breaks the record for furthest distance from Earth ever traveled by humans 🌕

252,757 miles from Earth

Apparently Sonic is called Sonic because he is fast

large handwritten text reads “The tiniest cowboy.” below it, is a very tiny cowboy cat wearing a tiny cowboy hat and bandana saying “meowdy”

the tiny cowboy cat now has a tiny horse! the handwritten text now says: “And his tiny horse”

be careful not to step on it

#Artemis II astronaut Reid Wiseman’s wife Carroll was taken by cancer a few years ago. Just now, as the crew broke the record for furthest human journey from Earth, he asked for a lunar feature to be named after her. The crew gave him a zero-g group hug and honestly I’m getting a bit emotional here.

just told my boss if a customer is mean to me i get to go home bc trans day of visibility

“God, Harriet ... check out the run in his nylon.”

“God, Harriet ... check out the run in his nylon.”

obsessed w this actually

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

i fear beauty retail cooked my brain and i don’t feel secure unless they’re in my elbow pit

i tried to be a professional and use a badge reel for my keys at work now that i’m out of retail but nothing will ever beat one of those telephone wire ass bracelets up by your elbow to hold ur keys

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it