wife just said of someone on TV:
“he is so fee-fi-fo-fum coded”

a little something to take the edge off

hi.
i’m a photographer
and i took this photo.

legally you can’t post this until you’ve actually watched national treasure

posting my haul here so i don’t feel left out

aquinas?? they hardly know us!

Five years of being married to my one and only!

I’m incredibly lucky to be with someone so kind, compassionate, understanding, and patient. It’s unreal to have a love like this. I’m grateful for him every day.

I love you forever, CB! 💕

the chili’s in my town just received a 49% on their health inspection :(

when I see my wife on Valentine’s Day and also every other day @aleecestallings.bsky.social

valentine’s day with my husband looks like driving home from a movie while he asks Siri what year Aretha Franklin died

truly can’t believe they would do this to me

a haiku about tiktok

when vine died, i grieved
hesitantly loved again
only to be banned

i love my husband but there are two evils he’s forced into my life that i absolutely despise - bank of america and apple music

i keep forgetting i have this account

folks, what are we doing about our 7 yr old cousins who have iPods?

men what's stopping y’all from dressing like this

taken moments before my parents assured me they would NOT be volunteering for next year’s christmas party

I focus soooo intently on being safe that when I’m old and senile, all my core memories will just be me locking my car and turning the burner off.

brightest eclipse i’ve ever seen

which one of us is out of prozac

Merry Christmas! 🚂🎄

thank you for your condolences

a tragic, devastating day for me, the woman who allowed her husband to move her over to an Apple Music family plan this year 😔

Don’t Let Them Take The RANCH Out Of Ranchmas!!!

painted with my wife and sis-in-law on a whim. it’s late, so I have to pause, but I’m gonna come back and work on it later. I like how’s it’s going though.

but when I made this joke on our podcast you told me, “you have to stop” 🤔

he wouldn’t and didn’t 🙄