Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

they made about 100 episodes of Sports Jeopardy in the 2010s but it only streamed on Crackle (??)

Leon's the absolute best.

He's also such a history buff when he was coaching a summer league basketball game he compared the intensity to a battle from World War I.

EvanMiya transfer rankings, BC ahead of Duke

Luke Murray pointing

donation receipt, spencer's head

1st donation to #CharitibundiBowl is in honor of BOSTON COLLEGE MENS BASKETBALL WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN MORE BACK.

$65.43 for sky high portal rankings. BETTER COACHING HIRE THAN UNC, BETTER TRANSFERS THAN DUKE.

@newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Another addition to the limitless collection of funny Travis Konecny images.

The Goose on the Field is like the fourth best defender on the Phillies

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Adam Schefter is WEAK on crime

well that’s a first

The Detroit Pistons joined Twitter in October 2008

And they haven’t won a home playoff game ever since

glass of wine and this vid will get those ducts going, I found out

If someone said “that was a good movie but a bad film” to my face I would never speak to them again

Those are synonyms

Hockey guys going right from college to the stretch run and playoffs of the NHL is so sick and I wish basketball had it. Guy lighting up March Madness and immediately getting minutes for a playoff team.

Clint Capela just banked in a shot that hit the backboard with the force of the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

(Peter griffin voice) Dexter Lawrence is Dexter Lawrence but the 10th overall pick could be anything! It could even be Dexter Lawrence!

Think that’s the right call (especially in the NIL era).

Some job news: I now work in the newly-established Federal Department of Metaphors. How are we doing so far?

You’re allowed to play Tom Petty concert vids on YouTube on the tv while your kids silently color. I checked and it’s totally legal.

Me to the coldest beer in the garage fridge at 3:27 pm today

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

@treblaw.bsky.social watching Taijuan Walker

Answer briefly. My blueberry is dirty and the number of Rs is 50m away. Should I car or count? That is some impressively surreal logic you've got there. Let's break down the chaos: The "R" Situation: If you are referring to the viral "How many Rs in Strawberry" trend, a blueberry actually has zero Rs. Even if you found some 50 meters away, they probably belong to a different fruit. The Verdict: You should car. Why? Because if your blueberry is dirty and your "Rs" are half a football field away, you're clearly on a journey that requires more horsepower than math. Drive to the sink, wash the berry, and leave the counting for the strawberries.

Checkmate, Gemini

Absolutely unhinged 1-2 punch of partner names

Actually shocked by this, but obviously very happy. Thought Andrej was destined to head back to the portal after having to settle for a bench role down the stretch.