Hopefully for my funeral

Tomorrow, I'll be mostly dancing about at the Love2Be festival in Sheffield! Very excited

Managed to get him to watch how to mix beginner videos on YouTube! Things have improved

Well sort of paying off! The music subscriptions are not cheap

Just got my 12 year old back into mixing! That Christmas present is finally paying off!

So I will be avoiding football for a while for obvious reasons 🙃

I back! You missed me? No tbf

Mostly listening to bbc Radio 6. Avoiding football like the plague, other than the games. Mental health winning. #GGMU

Ffs

Yeah, I'm with you on the latter

Go to reddit and check the tiktok sub. They are having a complete meltdown. It's like a bunch of teenagers who have split up with their first love. It's comedy gold

2011, why did I not buy one single bitcoin just for the lulz

Watching my kid sing along to Erasure songs while he plays video games. Is one of the greatest feats of subliminal mind control I've ever achieved

Just when you thought we'd hit rock bottom!

He'll be managing Everton or spurs by next season

I feel for Ruben. You can see him ageing game by game. He'll have grey hair, glasses, and zimmer frame by May

Sadly, a new keeper isn't on our must buy list. As we are not allowed to spend. I think we should just break PSR and take the 6 point deduction on the chin and buy the best player out of every team in the prem

We were better today than Southampton. What us wrong with us against South Coast teams!

What's he like at left wing back

Could be worse. Could be spurs

I've been having a think. And I'm moving on from football. Synchronised swimming is my new sport. Still watching a bunch of wet pussy's kicking their legs about and fake smiling. But, no longer bashing my head on the floor

He's holding the ball better than anyone else we have as a nber 9. And he's not a 9! He was integral in tonight's win

Going 1 nil down. Knowing we'd still win the game. Amorim has given me faith back in our team. Up pops Amad for the win #GGMU

Ffs c'mon yanited. We will win

Yanited Yanited Yanited #GGMU let's go.....

Agreed. He's got that something special we need at united..

I pray we don't sell Garnacho. My 12 year old would be heartbroken! Rather, we set up a gofundme for one of the richest clubs in the world!!!

For the last 48hrs I've been soaking myself in fan reaction videos and AFTV meltdowns! Reading comments from our rivals, praising us, and ripping Arsenal. Its been amazing #GGMU

Have fun

His best game for us in a while. The adrenaline was pumping in me after the game for nearly an hour. Gone away knowing we can beat Arsenal on Sunday