I’ve been saying this since day 1

VINDICATED

If he wasn’t a professional footballer Declan Rice would be kept in the barn on the farm

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened.

Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah.

(h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

Has he been given a heads up by his orange mate that they’re about to throw Elon under a bus?

Taylor and VAR absolutely shat their pants yesterday.

There’s no reason whatsoever to not send Gabriel off. And they wonder why everyone rags them week in week out. Its not even a difficult decision to make or defend

I’m not one for rage baiting away fans, too old for that caper, but fuck me the absolute rage that was outside that away end today was almost worth poking the fire.

I didn’t

Mentality monsters or something

Might do a quick detour pre match in town today to go amd punch a Nazi

Leveson 2 is the only thing they can do to avoid the continual poisoning of the well that does no one any favours

I’m gonna keep reminding the internet of how up Chelsea’s arse they were for a long time over the last 12-18 months

They’re dog shit

And we don’t miss Palmer

End of story

Simons seemed very upset didn’t he

“Existential threat to the club game”

You’ll never sing that

Assorted Haiku Haiku #2511   Tourists wait in line to enter Machu Picchu. Oh, look! A high queue. Haiku #564127   how dare you suggest I have a short attention spanish omelette   Limeraiku   There once was a young limerick from Kew who turned into a haiku. The Constraints of Haiku   Tied up all night with a haiku dominatrix and her three-line whip.   Shakespearean Haiku   Shall I compare thee To a summer’s day? Alright – Thou art pretty hot.   How to Write a Haiku   The last line should flow seamlessly from the first two – hippopotamus.    Brian Bilston  

It’s International Haiku Day apparently and so for today’s poetry offering, here are a few assorted haiku.

I think flogging em isn’t specific to the World Cup, you can get that anytime

Please repost if you agree that the BBC has been undermining democracy and enabling foreign interference in our politics by promoting and protecting Farage.

I think this is the most likely explanation for what unfolded after the fact. #DonaldJChrist

I think I speak for everyone when I say I’m glad Madrid have gone out

It is a profound irony when the nation under attack feels more empathy for the attacker's citizens than the attacking government itself.

Not when we’re aiming for net zero and worry about spending your taxpayer cash no

I’ve just done a 9 hour round trip for a one hour meeting so I’ll see your livid and raise you livider

Nothing a lit fire wouldn’t solve

Don’t pretend you didn’t start your adult working life as a chimney sweep

I love how he just carries on perfectly riffing whilst effectively telling him to do one in plain, inoffensive language.

What a guy

All this batshit mental stuff he’s putting out is so he can provide evidence as to his lack of fitness to stand trial when it all comes crashing down

Donald, is that you?

He’d have scored that if Martinez hadn’t pulled his hair

You’ll like this one @theparisangel.bsky.social

One I can really get behind

Ffs, I was so nearly there

Bert Alert is resurrected!

Oo remembers when Newcastle were gonna take over English football with all that money they have