The New Acting Administrator of FEMA Wrote a Novel. It’s Not Good. David Richardson’s book is loosely based on his experiences fighting in Iraq. It suggests we have a pompous, self-aggrandizing womanizer heading emergency management.

Oh this guy didn’t know about hurricane season? I’m SHOCKED.

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

I wish we had Spotify Wrapped type stats for more things. I just know I’m in the top 0.05% of consumers of cheese spread and crackers worldwide, but I’m never going to be able to confirm it ☹️

Inside story of Kamala Harris' lost gamble on Joe Rogan, Beyoncé and a late Texas rally A new book by Jonathan Allen of NBC News and Amie Parnes of The Hill has details about the Harris campaign's botched attempt to schedule an interview with Joe Rogan.

I don’t love looking backwards when we need to remain in the present, but this one hurts.

If you're feeling overwhelmed, it's intentional. They're calling it "flooding the zone." The intent is to overwhelm and exhaust us so we can not effectively resist. Something simple you can do right now now is to make sure to take breaks and rest.

Hi, Bluesky! I ate this tuna melt today. It was good.