Creature I drew at a Korean fried chicken restaurant.

Drawlings #7

Drawlings #6

Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream is so fun I apparently ignored a hornet in my room the entire time I was playing it.

Funkmaster Flex if he was from the Bay Area:

SAN FRANCISCO YOU LISTEN TO ME!

IF YOU ARE BY YOUR COMPUTER PROGRAMMING RIGHT NOW, GO INTO YOUR CODE RIGHT NOW AND PUT TELEMETRY IN THERE FOR NO REASON!!

💥 💥 💥

THEIR DATA IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW!!!

Nick Mullen: What if there was a gay GameCube called the GayCube and the male Animal Crossing characters were fuckin each other?

Stavros Halkias: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

Guy showing CumTown to me in his 2004 Toyota Corolla: Democrats could've won the election if they were cool like THESE guys.

Drawlings #5

Drawlings #4

You think Oppenheimer was twerking his shit when he built that bomb until reality hit him and he was like "I am become poop, destroyer of pants"?

Drawlings #3

*The year is 2016 in Skeletoronto*

Skeleton: Say, what happened to that actor from Degrassi?

Skeleton Drake: You used to call me on my cell bone.

Really want a band to hit me up for an album cover someday so I can REALLY start cooking.

My life a movie! Yeah, Castration Movie.

I saw a very interesting and very good film. :)

Drawlings #2

Drawlings #1

There's an alternate universe where Cookie's Bustle released in the United States and games like Omori and Undertale were being made in the 2000s.

the ghost in a cartridge that's forever stuck unplayed in a 9.8 graded sealed copy sitting on the shelf of some youtuber in los angeles

5-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting:

10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍

18:32: Ate "Broccoli".

Go follow my new account for groundbreaking Hollywood jurnalism.

America before they banned anime on a comedy forum

@shadowtodd.bsky.social you think if he made those songs 2 thematically different EPs instead of 1 tonal-whiplash-inducing album, it could've went differently for Macklemore?

Lk having to explain to multiple people that Chuck Norris was a really bad person like when Hulk Hogan died

Chuck Norris meme that says "Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience"

a man is looking through a futuristic screen with the number 3000 on it ALT: a man is looking through a futuristic screen with the number 3000 on it

Reading Achewood and watching Nirvana The Band The Show until I can lowkey forgive millennials for being slightly annoying sometimes.

In the Nirvana The Band The Show webseries, it is heavily implied that Jay is autistic and likes TV show openings and production logos so if Matt and Jay were born a decade later, they'd probably be watching GreenyPhatom.

He calls me AI sloppy toppy because of the way I give that Tongue Tongue Tongue Sahur.

They're starving on the Nirvana The Band The Show website's comment section.

Remembering the drawing I made for a record store in Columbus Ohio.

What if when Mario hit the spikes that are totally in the game, he fuckin gets stabbed by the spikes, wouldn't that be fucked up?

That would be crazy to make, my friend's got a copy of Flash 5 and can probably do voice acting for when Mario says "FUCK".