I regret to inform you that the thumbnail looks like a testicle wearing a hat

What's the justiciable case or controversy before the court they can act on?

I shid in my pants

Some kind of extruded roast beef

Just let him build it that shit is gonna be made out of plaster and cardboard it'll have a hole punched in it the second someone throws a shoe at it

Call me when you've found the best cake you've put in your ass

Hey even if you think doing war crimes is a distraction do you think you could do anything to stop the war crimes? thanks

This is going to spawn at least a dozen f-tier thriller flicks

The ass is the father of the legs -- and the key to longevity.

Alan Dershowitz

Everyone is excited about the moonshot. Am I the only one who thinks we shouldn't be shooting the moon? We have plenty of things to shoot down here already.

Say more

Does the NYT board ever go as hard on US government officials as it does on trans people?

This guy's kink is getting arrested for driving under the influence after causing thousands in property damage. Don't yuck his yum.

A screenshot of a picture of a baseball

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Scaring my enemy with strategic deception by trying to convince them we will do the exact thing they want me to do.🧠

Lmao you're going to lose the 2028 primaries so hard

Looking into it

Who dipped their quill in pure shit? And who decided that shit was worth publishing?

I love "about"

"I shid in my pants."

Ok but let us do it one more time for good measure. Last one I swear.

Got the Editorial Board triggered I see

Notch another one for functional illiteracy

He said, being mogged

All social media use is weird, my brother. Good talkin

All of them?

Thatd be you. At least until you can provide some specific examples as requested by this fella bsky.app/profile/rube...

I'm not trying to avoid anything. I just think it's funny to collapse all criticism of Dems as downstream of Rush Limbaugh thought. That's some top-shelf brainworm right there.

That's not an answer to my question. Thank you for your time.