If I’ve learned anything from the Persona games it’s that every Japanese teen friend group consists of:
a wealthy heiress, the student body president, a star athlete with an injury, a famous model/singer, a child detective, a robot OR an animal, & the most annoying boy alive
your name is not just HOUSE
“John Wall has Lupus, Billy”
Every time someone calls Dr. House, Greg, I get genuinely surprised and say out loud: “WHO’S GREG?!?? His name is… GREG?!?” I am on season 3. This has happened dozens of times.
I’m watching the beat cop movie. They broke me.
Netflix keeps trying to get me to watch this movie where Shailene Woodley plays the most unbelievable beat cop I’ve ever seen
I watched this live on antenna tv and was looking at my phone and when I realized what was happening I assumed I’d misheard it
I’ve been frantically trying to reach my friend Grok on here but he won’t answer me : (
Jeanie Buss would never fire me because I’m built different (not a blood relative)
He works for Image and his book about a busty bounty huntress is always 2 months behind it’s publishing date
this guy in Murder She Wrote looks like when a 90s comic artist would be totally out of their depth drawing people in normal clothes
They keep putting the Raiders on TV at nighttime and the so-called government does nothing about it.
A grand don’t come for free STILL BANGS. Shut up big corbs.
Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
when this man gets an adult haircut i might start believing he knows what he’s doing
“The portable stairs unit has been removed”
Is MY “baby shoes never worn”
I can’t believe this maniac is still at large
In the my career mode of NBA2k this year you get video messages from Karl Anthony Towns and he’s wearing a hat that they’ve keyed out the logo on so it looks like he has a hole in his head.
In the new Lincoln lawyer book he’s suing an AI company and at one point they say he’s thinking about putting the AI chatbot on the witness stand and then he doesn’t and I’ve never been madder
every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
The blue jays should be allowed to put one of their players cool dads in the lineup
My dream job? Being the fake twitch streamer in an ad for a shitty mobile game on Instagram.
I was BORN to say lines like “queens gambit is a strategic tower defense game” and “oh no! The big guy is getting my walls.” in the most wooden way possible.
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hang on what’s this????
Making Ernie Johnson talk to Shams Charania is upsetting me
I am honestly worried about Aaron Gordon’s work-life balance and it’s mainly because he’s currently kicking the shit out of my team
Only because he’s not on this platform yet I don’t think. I can NOT have him dunking on us
Please don’t talk about my friend Steph curry this way
Gotta say, I would be enjoying this playoff baseball more if the Oakland A’s still existed
Made up to make a selfish thing look cool and good?