Elephant besties are the cutest thing! 🩶🩶

Is Knies even in the lineup tonight? #MapleLeafs #NHLPlayoffs

I bet the Leafs won't score again this season 🤦‍♀️ #MapleLeafs ##LeafsPanthers #NHLPlayoffs

I just ❤️ Max Pacioretty so much! 🥹 #MapleLeafs #NHLPlayoffs

If fans do bring their skates, will they be allowed on the ice? You know, just to have a talk with Bennett. Oh, and can they bring sticks too? #MapleLeafs #NHLPlayoffs

I feel bad that I'm actually thinking of who the Leafs could sacrifice to get retribution. I'm like, "Hmm, they could be OK if Reaves got suspended for "accidently" taking out Bennett..." 🤔

Creative (yet not untrue) editing done on Sam Bennett's Wikipedia #LeafsPanthers #NHLPlayoffs

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Happy Birthday, Willy
#WilliamNylander #MapleLeafs

Matthews isn't the only one balding. I'm pulling my hair out!

My prediction: Ottawa wins the battle of Ontario and the Panthers win the battle of Florida. Then we get the battle of the Tkachuks. The NHL will be giddy with a new story to promote and the Leafs will clean out their lockers and give the same old excuses. #NHLPlayoffs #TorntoMapleLeafs

"If you're a goaltender..."

Imagine them with a big powder puff, patting on the dust 😂

The #MapleLeafs radio broadcast is back. My life is better with Joe Bowen and Jim Ralph 🥰 #SmallBlessings #TorontoVsOttawa #NHLPlayoffs

Something has gone wrong with the #MapleLeafs radio broadcast. So I'm only hearing the Ottawa broadcast. Oh well, life could be worse 😁 #LeafsVsSenators #NHLPlayoffs

Damn electric cars.
No exhaust pipe.
LOL 🍌🍌🍌

Happy Pi Day

A piece of this and a piece of that

a cartoon sheep with a pacifier in its mouth standing next to a rock . Alt: a cartoon sheep with a pacifier in its mouth hugging his mother

I picture little Lenny with an elephant-sized pacifier in his mouth like Timmy on Shaun the Sheep LOL

You gotta love it

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You may know me from such outbursts as "SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK THE LIGHT IS GREEN!" and "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY JUST ORDER ALREADY!"

Maybe it’s good Trump exposed America for the freakshow country it is. At least we know who we’re dealing with. Like if your neighbour answered the door in a Jesus mask and covered in sheep’s blood while carrying his unconscious sister. You know you’re NEVER having that motherfucker over for supper.

Did they bother to have refs to begin with? Or were they added later to miss calls? LOL

Hugo the tabby cat, balancing on his hind legs on a window sill. His front paws are both reaching to the sky in a "put 'em up" "praise you" style. He is of course trying to murder me.

It's okay everyone.

I have great news.

I have done it.

I present to you ...

The greatest cat photo ever.

I ❤️ listening to Joe and Jim!

Is it risky to have this many world leaders in a war zone? Is Kyiv under direct attack? I'm really sorry if this is a dumb question.

This made me do a loud snort/laugh that alarmed my coworkers 😂

I need a Spanish-speaking announcer to commentate more things. Life would be so much more exciting.

Was I imagining that the woman who sang the Canadian anthem before the game put a whole lot of extra effort into singing the word FREE?