Where do I even begin? It’s been so long since I last logged on….

Let’s start with hi.

Happy Birthday to your Mom! I hope two have a wonderful time.

a group of people are walking down a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a purple skirt . ALT: a group of people are walking down a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a purple skirt .

This is how I’m picturing you two crazy kids… 😂

a man wearing a helmet and scarf is standing on a football field and saying bears . ALT: a man wearing a helmet and scarf is standing on a football field and saying bears .

@jenniekendrick.bsky.social we meet again my old friend….may the best team win. *cough* Bears *cough* #NFLPlayoffs

Wishing you success in the coming year. It’s hard all around but if there is anyone who is a fighter it’s you - you got this. 👍🏽

WHAT COULD IT ALL MEAN?!? 👀 🍿

@jenniekendrick.bsky.social WE GOT A SHOOTOUT. #PewPew #CHIvSF

Dear Reader, if you’re feeling trapped you’re already in one…

Today we are friends but come Sunday we are mortal enemies engaged football combat!!! #ChivsSF #NFL

(Actually @jenniekendrick.bsky.social is too cute making it almost impossible for me to even hate her in anyway)

GO BEARS!!!! 🐻 🏈 💙🧡

I’ve discovered that the older I get the more I appreciate silence and stillness. Idk if it’s because we are wiser and are better with avoiding BS or we are just damn tired all the time. 😂

I don’t wanna work I wanna take a nap all day….

Had a 2015 and just recently sold it over the summer. Had nearly 135K on it and not a single major issue - basic service and maintenance is all it ever needed.

Ppl get too wrapped up in the labels but Nissan makes good cars.

Normalize shoulder and neck kisses for no reason whatsoever.

We are very excited on the inside but cautiously optimistic on the outside. 😂

This is the first time we have ever experienced what a real NFL team is supposed to be like so we’re all in a state of disbelief. I just hope they beat the Packers this weekend!

That’s awesome! Hopefully a parade in your honor and a private concert by Bono were part of the festivities!

@jenniekendrick.bsky.social HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAY’s TO YOU!!!!! Wishing you much joy and happiness on your big day - may it be filled with the company of the ones you love and plenty of delicious food and libations!!! Wishing you all the best! 🎂 ❤️

A friend can dream I guess. 😂

a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print . ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print .

Who is this man? 👀

Soooo, what’s up?

This has been running through my head all day! It's so jaunty

HIIII!!! 😊

Beautiful! My best to your parents. I hope they’re doing well. 😊

My beloved topcoat of ten years finally doesn’t fit me anymore. It was tailored and had a zip out collar for the cooler days.

Now trying to find a worthy replacement has become next to impossible.

Pray for me. I may not be able to fully enjoy autumn without one. 😩😜😩😜

We are absolutely not a serious country….

THAT PRETTY LADY IN THE BRIGHT INDIGO BLUE JACKET THO. 👀 🔥

a man covering his face with a leaf ALT: a man covering his face with a leaf

NOW THAT IT IS OCTOBER, BEHOLD MY TRUE AND POWERFUL FORM….

I am so excited for this adorable book! All babies need a proper culinary introduction, and OODLES OF NOODLES will teach 'em about animals and numbers at the same time.

Was out of town the last few days. Finally touched the Atlantic….

Prayers for everyone waking up to their TL’s on IG, X and other sites and finally realizing that they’re HS friend isn’t who they thought they were.

We are basically living in a family Guy episode come to life.

So now I and my family,
who often get mistaken for being Hispanic simply because we are brown and because people in this country are fucking stupid, must now carry out passports everywhere we go.

Fuck this TL.